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Originally Posted by Ron
No, I don't exactly know where Bug Tussle is located, but I
doubt if they have a Wal-Mart.
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I am glad you asked! As Mayor of Bug Tussle I would like to extend an invitation for y'all to visit our fine community!
(Sorry, we don't have a WalMart.)
To answer your question of where Bug Tussle is, check out this link:
Mapquest: Bug Tussle
Now, I know y'all r wonderin' how there can possibly be
TWO Bug Tussles in the world
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So... let me tell you a little story 'bout a man named Bug
A rich oil baron but not the brightest spark plug
when one day he heard someone shootin'at his head
it turned out to be his ol' neighbor named Jed
Clampett that is, white trash, redneck.
Well the next thing you know ol' Bug's a dead dad
Bug Junior said "Bug's will was ironclad"
But Jed thought ahead and blew up Bug's house
Now the will's gone and so is Bug's spouse
Mrs. Tussle that is, sweet lady, salt o' the earth.
With ma and pa gone, there was nothing we could do
Jed stole all our land and the mineral rights too
As mayor of this town I renamed it to honor Bug
And we chased Jed out for he was nothing but a thug
Criminal that is, murderer, deadbeat.
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You see, our town used to be called "Wee Doggy"
And that is why Jed still says that.
He is rubbing our noses in what he did to us!
After all that happened, we fired our sheriff, Barney Fife.
Yep! we sent him packin'!
We figured if he can't bring Jed to justice then what good is he!
A few years later, my brother (Skeeter Tussle) moved north to Oklahoma, started another town near McAlester and named it Bug Tussle as well.
I still live in Bug Tussle, Texas.
You may have noticed in the show that Jed never visited Bug Tussle
-- that's because I won't let him in.
Y'all come visit us now, y'hear!
regards,
Bug Tussle Jr.
Mayor