Apostolic Friends Forum
Tab Menu 1
Go Back   Apostolic Friends Forum > The Fellowship Hall > Fellowship Hall
Reload this Page Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Facebook
Register FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Notices

Fellowship Hall The place to go for Fellowship & Fun!


Reply
Page 1 of 5 1 2345
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-23-2009, 05:42 PM
Sandra's Avatar
Sandra Sandra is offline
Me and my sister Terri


  
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,767
Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Everyone knows you have it but YOU.

how's YOUR breath?????????????????
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-23-2009, 05:43 PM
pelathais's Avatar
pelathais pelathais is offline
Accepts all friends requests


  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 13,609
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Too true.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-23-2009, 06:37 PM
Timmy's Avatar
Timmy Timmy is offline
Don't ask.


  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 24,212
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Yeah. Religion stinks.

__________________
Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty

More New Stuff in Timmy Talk!
My Countdown Counting down to: Rapture. Again.
Why am I not surprised?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-23-2009, 06:38 PM
Timmy's Avatar
Timmy Timmy is offline
Don't ask.


  
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 24,212
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
How's my breath? I don't know! (Duh!)
__________________
Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty

More New Stuff in Timmy Talk!
My Countdown Counting down to: Rapture. Again.
Why am I not surprised?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-23-2009, 06:40 PM
RandyWayne RandyWayne is offline
Registered Member


  
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: AZ
Posts: 16,746
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
All I know is that "I" run a very tight ship!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-23-2009, 06:43 PM
UrbanMissions's Avatar
UrbanMissions UrbanMissions is offline
Registered Member


  
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 113
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
We sat by a man in church yesterday that had such halitosis that you could feel warm air in a fog state !! I was like " I am glad my wife is sitting by him and not me !!! "

Religion is a lot like that - a nasty warm fog of bad breath that causes recoil !!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-23-2009, 07:05 PM
TJJJ's Avatar
TJJJ TJJJ is offline
Registered Member


  
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 3,596
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Quote:
Originally Posted by UrbanMissions View Post
We sat by a man in church yesterday that had such halitosis that you could feel warm air in a fog state !! I was like " I am glad my wife is sitting by him and not me !!! "

Religion is a lot like that - a nasty warm fog of bad breath that causes recoil !!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYY!

The only thing worse is a prayer line with a preacher with Dragon Breath! Man, people are falling out but it ain't from the Holy Ghost!! Times like that you need breath spray and mints!!! ALTOIDS!!!!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-23-2009, 09:22 PM
Praxeas's Avatar
Praxeas Praxeas is offline
Go Dodgers!


  
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 45,787
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandra View Post
Everyone knows you have it but YOU.

how's YOUR breath?????????????????
I go through a can of Altoids a day so I am not sure if anyone notices if I have bad breath or not....
__________________
Let it be understood that Apostolic Friends Forum is an Apostolic Forum.
Apostolic is defined on AFF as:

  1. There is One God. This one God reveals Himself distinctly as Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
  2. The Son is God himself in a human form or "God manifested in the flesh" (1Tim 3:16)
  3. Every sinner must repent of their sins.
  4. That Jesus name baptism is the only biblical mode of water baptism.
  5. That the Holy Ghost is for today and is received by faith with the initial evidence of speaking in tongues.
  6. The saint will go on to strive to live a holy life, pleasing to God.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-23-2009, 09:39 PM
Cindy's Avatar
Cindy Cindy is offline
Forever Loved Admin


  
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 26,537
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Praxeas View Post
I go through a can of Altoids a day so I am not sure if anyone notices if I have bad breath or not....
Do you just like the taste? Or do you THINK you have bad breath?
__________________
If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV

He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV

Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-23-2009, 10:03 PM
ManOfWord's Avatar
ManOfWord ManOfWord is offline
Honorary Admin


  
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Sandusky, Ohio
Posts: 6,287
Re: Religion is like BAD BREATH...
Religion is the absolute worst thing that could happen to anyone!! Religion will KILL you!!!
__________________
"Those who go after the "Sauls" among us often slay the Davids among us." Gene Edwards
Executive Servant
http://www.newlife-church.org
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 5 1 2345

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Pure religion *AQuietPlace* Fellowship Hall 23 02-09-2009 08:10 PM
MOW taken to task on religion! ManOfWord Fellowship Hall 10 07-10-2008 07:53 PM
Religion Store Ron Fellowship Hall 0 07-10-2008 02:40 PM
The Cloak Of Religion. Scott Hutchinson Fellowship Hall 5 12-06-2007 08:30 PM
Atheism a Religion? Praxeas Fellowship Hall 5 09-01-2007 09:57 AM

 
User Infomation
Your Avatar

Latest Threads
The Return will be Someday, at Sometime.
- by Evang.Benincasa
Can God learn?
- by jfrog
Happy Birthday seguidordejesus
- by Salome
Hi everyone!
- by Cornelius
Hi everyone!
- by Amanah

Help Support AFF!

Advertisement




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:43 PM.
Contact Us - Apostolic Friends Forum - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.