Re: I Am Leaving Aff.....
RevRandy-
For this I could....
... wish your church service tonight is one of the looooooongest and booooooring church services you have ever been in.
... hope if you speak, you get tongue tied and can't speak splain for spluttering.
... wish they call on you to pray the dismissal prayer and catch you snoring....loudly.
.... hope you intend to give a dollar in the offering.... but accidentally give $100.
... hope the little old sister that talks and talks and talks and talks after service, catches you and won't let you go, til she tells you her life story. Twice.
... hope if you play the guitar... you break three strings. If you sing, you forget the words.
I could wish and hope all of that, but I won't. Don't ever do this again!
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"Rest in the Lord, and wait patiently for Him...." -Psa. 37:7
Waiting for the Lord is easy... Waiting patiently? Not so much.
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