(in the most whiny voice I can muster up)
"Owwwwww......stop.....no, don't..........quit it...............stop bringing that TV into our home.......no, don't.........stop it, I tell you............You know I'm not allowed to have one in our home.........................I'll get in trouble..........................btw, you forgot to shave your legs again! Owwwwwwwww!!!!
Nothing like male bravado to inspire one to battle!!!