I ever tell you about .... well, I'll just tell it anyway. Stop me if you've heard it before.
I walked into the church office one Sunday morning, and a couple of guys were intently examining a snapshot. I glanced at it and joked, "What is it, the Virgin Mary?" Their crestfallen stares back at me told me all I needed to know. Yes. It, in fact, was the Virgin Mary, in the grain of a door.
I ever show you ... yes, actually I have. But here it is again. A door in the condo we stayed at in Orlando: