Now I don't have to feel like a maroon all by myself!!!
maroon?? Is that your final answer?
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
For some reason, 2 & 2 took quite a while to add up...
It wasn't until LAST NIGHT that it dawned on me that Michael Phelps, the Olympic swimmer, has the same name as our own Michael Phelps. D'oh!
Gotta love those little light bulbs turning on!
Wow! I never made the connection!!!!!!!!
JK, if I had a nickel for everytime I've heard "Hey, nice job in the Olypmics" I'd be a rich man!
I told our leadership team the other day, "The only thing I have in common with THAT Michael Phelps is that we both eat about 12,000 calories per day!"
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
JK, if I had a nickel for everytime I've heard "Hey, nice job in the Olypmics" I'd be a rich man!
I told our leadership team the other day, "The only thing I have in common with THAT Michael Phelps is that we both eat about 12,000 calories per day!"
Do you swim?
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Well, kind of........I fill the bathtub, get in, pull the plug, and fight the current!
__________________ "Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
Well, kind of........I fill the bathtub, get in, pull the plug, and fight the current!
That has got the be the funniest thing you have ever posted!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
He said did you notice the sign into town that said "Welcome Olympid Athelitics"?
I said I noticed that sign, "do we have athelitics from here"?
NOOOO The sign was under the city sign. Well I didn't pay any attention to where the sign was!
We live in CHINA!
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Happy moments, PRAISE GOD.
Difficult moments, SEEK GOD.
Quiet moments, WORSHIP GOD.
Painful moments, TRUST GOD.
Every moment, THANK GOD.
Did you hear the one about the Trinitarian who became a Trinitarian prophet who became an Apostolic preterist who became an anti-preterist crusader, who became an Apostolic preterist who became an ultra-con Oneness Pentecostal anti-preterist crusader who became a liberal Apostolic who became a Trinitarian?
Oh wait, wrong thread. Carry on....
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Did you hear the one about the Trinitarian who became a Trinitarian prophet who became an Apostolic preterist who became an anti-preterist crusader, who became an Apostolic preterist who became an ultra-con Oneness Pentecostal anti-preterist crusader who became a liberal Apostolic who became a Trinitarian?
Oh wait, wrong thread. Carry on....
ROFL!
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I've gone and done it now! I'm on Facebook!!!
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