Christmas Cartoons

[rgcraig]

[rgcraig]

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the creche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."

"And why did you take Him?"

The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it."

An Early MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the creche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."

"And why did you take Him?"

The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it."

An Early MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

How cute.

[rgcraig]

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps,
please?"

Knowing many people are still buying $.02 stamps to catch up
to the recent postage increase the clerk says, "What
denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6
Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

[HeavenlyOne]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps,
please?"

Knowing many people are still buying $.02 stamps to catch up
to the recent postage increase the clerk says, "What
denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6
Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

That is just hilarious!!!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps,
please?"

Knowing many people are still buying $.02 stamps to catch up
to the recent postage increase the clerk says, "What
denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6
Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

Love it!

[John Atkinson]

[Theresa]

I so totally loved this thread.

I'd forgotten how much I just adored C&H. I Hope I can find at least one of my books tonight at home to read...

[RandyWayne]

The Ultimate Gift for that always-hard-to-buy-for uncle Joe!