Every church has one..... tell us about yours...

[SoCaliUPC]

Ok...seriously, Thad has a bunch of stories.


There is a story that comes out of Calvary Tab in Indy....it was a Watch Night Service....this guy gets up and starts speaking in tongues and the interrpretation was.....Happy New Year, thus saith the Lord.

[Sherri]

I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Sherri

I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!

I have never heard you tell that story. That's priceless!!

[berkeley]

Originally Posted by Sherri

I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!

[Hesetmefree238]

Originally Posted by Sherri

I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!

That is so funny!!!!!!!

[Monkeyman]

Gotta run but I'll be back to post about the "Batman Costume" incident and the rubbing of the youth pastor's nipple....(Censor police---Trust me, it's NOT perverted!!!!!)

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Where is Bishop1 on this thread??????

We had a lady that was 3 fries short of a happy meal most of the time and was ultra paranoid. My dad who was the Pastor and an electrician (yes, he worked a secular job too) sometimes would relate his work experiences into his sermons. One day just after service was over, she walked up to him and said, clearing her throat as only she could do, Are you vibrating me? I don't remember what he said but there was a dead silence for a few seconds I will never forget. This was in the day before cell phones, beepers and all that stuff that we have now. I can only imagine if she were alive now, the poor dear would be miserable.

[tamor]

Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM

We had a lady that was 3 fries short of a happy meal most of the time and was ultra paranoid. My dad who was the Pastor and an electrician (yes, he worked a secular job too) sometimes would relate his work experiences into his sermons. One day just after service was over, she walked up to him and said, clearing her throat as only she could do, Are you vibrating me? I don't remember what he said but there was a dead silence for a few seconds I will never forget. This was in the day before cell phones, beepers and all that stuff that we have now. I can only imagine if she were alive now, the poor dear would be miserable.

ROFL!! What was she really trying to say??

Originally Posted by tamor

ROFL!! What was she really trying to say??

Heaven only knows: