Children's Books that didn't quite make it - FUNNY!

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• You Are Different and That's Bad

• The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

• Dad's New Wife Robert

• Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

• The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

• The Little Sissy Who Snitched

• Some Kittens Can Fly

• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

• Strangers Have the Best Candy

• Whining, Kicking, and Crying to Get Your Way

• You Were an Accident

• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

• Pop Goes the Gerbil and Other Great Microwave Games

• The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

• Your Nightmares Are Real

• Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

• Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry