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[jaxfam6]

I have had some really good laughs reading these posts. I of course am perfect and NEVER make an idiot of myself. YEAH right.

As a child the church my parents pastored was actually attached to our house. The parking lot started out just below my bedroom window. I used to great the people as they came to church from my window every service, yep you guessed it totally without clothes on. OKAY OAKY I was VERY young.


As a young man I worked in a department store. There was a young lady that I worked with that was rather pretty and I always made an opportunity to speak to her. One day as I was leaving work she was also. I spoke and she moved away from me with a funny look on her face. I stepped forward and she stepped back again. This happened a few times and we were talking the whole time. Me totally ignorant of her trying to actually get away from me. I finally let her go her way and I head to my car and look down to stick the key in the door lock and realize my shirttail is sticking out of my unzipped pants.

Talk about feeling like an idiot.

I got more. I have many about people at church and family members.