What you thought was said

[jaxfam6]

I can remember as a child growing up that we sang songs in church and they sometimes did not make sense until one day you finally grow up.

songs with words like:

I'm in the Lords army, I'm in the Lords army. I may never march in the impuntree, ride in the calgery.....

or my mom's song as a girl, the song had words like:

On Jesus Christ you candy pants.....

Do you remember any song(s) that you totally were devoted to singing and when you grew up you realized you had been singing it wrong all that time?