The Rules

[ILG]

I don't know if you know the rules or not, but here they are.

1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7.If rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the
misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9.The male must never change his mind without express written consent of
the female.
10.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any given time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to
be upset.
12.The female must under NO circumstances let the male know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
14.If the female has PMS, the rules are null and void.