**New Forum** The AQF: The Armchair Quarterback Forum

[deacon blues]

I want to propose a subsidiary forum for AFF called the AQF: Armchair Quarterback Forum. This forum will be dedicated to all of those would-be General Superintendents, Youth Presidents, District Superintendents, etc. that can spend volumes of posts and time regurgitating woulda, coulda, shoulda after General Conference, Youth Congress, Camp Meeting, District Conference, etc.

I really believe that it would be a very active forum with thought provoking threads like:

"Brother Haney's Message Was Powerful, But Does He Use Grecian Formula?"

"150 Received The Holy Ghost at Camp Meeting, But What About That Altar Call Song?"

"Fake Tongues Makes An Appearance At District Conference (At Least That's What They Told Me)"

"Youth Congress Once Again Fails To Satisfy, The GYD Will Be Issuing The Mark of the Beast in 2009"

"500 Kids Sign Up For Missions Trips Around The World At Youth Camp, But Their Untucked Shirts Made Me Want to Puke"

"While 18,000 Kids Shouted and Danced Around Me, I Was Too Busy Focusing on the Suggestive Gyrations of the Singers"

"Dora The Explorer Today, Hugh Hefner Tomorrow"

"Musicians Rehearsed Laying Hands On One Another Before General Conference"

"The Hidden Agenda of our Elected Officials Found Inserted Into Tupelo Children's Mansion Presentation"

"Nona Freeman: Political Pawn of the WEC"

"Effective WEC Email Campaigns"

"What to do When Something Is In Your Craw: Write a Book/Start a Newsletter"

"Worldliness At NAYC: Ushers Smocks Expose Too Much ($14,000 Collected)"