01-14-2008, 10:17 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 19,197
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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
I will tell one for MrBOOM.....
He likes to tell of his Bible School days when there was a minister and his Dad sitting together in Sunday Morning Adult Class at a certain UPC Church in Bridgeton. His Dad fell asleep and and the Adult teacher was teaching away. The son nudged his Dad and said, "Dad, they want you to dismiss in prayer". So while the teacher was still teaching, he stood and started to dismiss....."OUR HEAVENLY FATHER, WE ARE THANKFUL" ....needless to say the son owed his Dad apologies big time.
I know this wasn't a story written in the first person and for that I apologize....but you gotta admit it is funny!
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FUNNY!
and yes, he's an idiot too
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