My son took me out for lunch - precious!

Pressing-On · #1 04-13-2007, 01:45 PM

Precious son of mine! Took me out to eat at Casa Ole' for lunch today.

He said grace, "Lord, thank you for this food. Bless it to the nourishment of our bodies. Thank you for keeping us safe. Thank you for all the things you allowed me to purchase today. I thank you for my new headphones. I especially thank you for the bag they came in. It's a good place to store my weed."

The Manager and two waiters had to drag me off of him!!!!

Why does that boy act like that?

#2 04-13-2007, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Why does that boy act like that?

Ahhhh tooo much weed.....

Carpenter · #3 04-13-2007, 01:48 PM

I would have poured his Iced Tea on his lap, and his enchiladas on his head...really.

Pressing-On · #4 04-13-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CupCake

Ahhhh tooo much weed.....

I rode with him because he had to take physical for his new job. We will be finding out pretty soon!

JUST SAY NO!!!

Pressing-On · #5 04-13-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpenter

I would have poured his Iced Tea on his lap, and his enchiladas on his head...really.

I would have, but I couldn't stop laughing!

Ron · #6 04-13-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Precious son of mine! Took me out to eat at Casa Ole' for lunch today.

He said grace, "Lord, thank you for this food. Bless it to the nourishment of our bodies. Thank you for keeping us safe. Thank you for all the things you allowed me to purchase today. I thank you for my new headphones. I especially thank you for the bag they came in. It's a good place to store my weed."

The Manager and two waiters had to drag me off of him!!!!

Why does that boy act like that?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

The Mrs · #7 04-13-2007, 01:56 PM

SHUT UP!!! He did NOT!!!

Pressing-On · #8 04-13-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

I said, "No, son. You roll it before you put it in the bag."

Pressing-On · #9 04-13-2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mrs

SHUT UP!!! He did NOT!!!

I don't know how to take that!!!

tbpew · #10 04-13-2007, 02:19 PM

It would seem that he is NOT A PART of a THANKLESS GENERATION.

Maybe he really really enjoys sliding his fingers along the seams in his mother's wallpaper to find any little raised spots to pull on?