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04-04-2008, 08:44 PM
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Crazy father of 4
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Location: Now? Phoenix, AZ. Before? Newark, OH, Wyandotte, MI, Tampa, FL
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Re: The Village idioT
I have had some really good laughs reading these posts. I of course am perfect and NEVER make an idiot of myself. YEAH right.
As a child the church my parents pastored was actually attached to our house. The parking lot started out just below my bedroom window. I used to great the people as they came to church from my window every service, yep you guessed it totally without clothes on. OKAY OAKY I was VERY young.
As a young man I worked in a department store. There was a young lady that I worked with that was rather pretty and I always made an opportunity to speak to her. One day as I was leaving work she was also. I spoke and she moved away from me with a funny look on her face. I stepped forward and she stepped back again. This happened a few times and we were talking the whole time. Me totally ignorant of her trying to actually get away from me. I finally let her go her way and I head to my car and look down to stick the key in the door lock and realize my shirttail is sticking out of my unzipped pants.
Talk about feeling like an idiot.
I got more. I have many about people at church and family members.
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04-04-2008, 08:56 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
JAX, You my friend, are one bonified
idioT!!!!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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04-04-2008, 09:20 PM
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Crazy father of 4
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
JAX, You my friend, are one bonified
idioT!!!!
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No arguments here my friend
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04-05-2008, 12:38 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: "New" Mexico
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Re: The Village idioT
Thank GOODNESS from the title I thought it was another Obama thread !!!
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04-05-2008, 11:09 AM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Rom.8:38,39-For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heigth nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
I AM the VOICE of REASON and SANITY around here! 
I am now on FB and on the AFF's on FB! 
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04-05-2008, 11:13 AM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by AmericanAngel
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No need to go any further... You are an idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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04-05-2008, 11:15 AM
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Re: The Village idioT
LOL!!!
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Rom.8:38,39-For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heigth nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
I AM the VOICE of REASON and SANITY around here!
I am now on FB and on the AFF's on FB!
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04-23-2008, 10:20 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
OK boys and girls.... this one is on me.
I have this old work van and it has always had fuel pump problems.... replaced it twice at $800 a pop.
So for the past year it has been acting up again, but I discovered when the pedal goes soft -if I pull over immediately and change out the fuel filter it works just fine for the rest of the short trip at least.
So I have been doing this... keeping spare filters and changing them out. I have done it about 30 times. I got real good at it... about 10 minutes and back on the road. Sure you get a little gas on you - but hey, it's better than another $800 pump.
UNTILOne day I forgat to buy the replacement filter! I was stranded. I sat there for ten minutes trying to figure out what to do. Decided to try it again, and NO PROBLEM! The key was not the "fuel filter" but the ten minutes it took to let the fuel pump cool down!
Now we just pull over and laugh - arguing which one gets to "change the filter"!
What an idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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04-23-2008, 11:55 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
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Re: The Village idioT
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK boys and girls.... this one is on me.
I have this old work van and it has always had fuel pump problems.... replaced it twice at $800 a pop.
So for the past year it has been acting up again, but I discovered when the pedal goes soft -if I pull over immediately and change out the fuel filter it works just fine for the rest of the short trip at least.
So I have been doing this... keeping spare filters and changing them out. I have done it about 30 times. I got real good at it... about 10 minutes and back on the road. Sure you get a little gas on you - but hey, it's better than another $800 pump.
UNTILOne day I forgat to buy the replacement filter! I was stranded. I sat there for ten minutes trying to figure out what to do. Decided to try it again, and NO PROBLEM! The key was not the "fuel filter" but the ten minutes it took to let the fuel pump cool down!
Now we just pull over and laugh - arguing which one gets to "change the filter"!
What an idioT!
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Good thing you got the NEW work van huh?.............. 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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04-23-2008, 11:56 PM
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Re: The Village idioT
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Good thing you got the NEW work van huh?.............. |
LOL! I am waiting for it to be outfitted now.
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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