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01-14-2008, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Timmy
Hmmmm, so many stories, which one to use..... OK, here's my favorite:
While attending college, I worked in a cafeteria, and one of my jobs was to keep the serving line stocked. Once, as I was dumping some spaghetti sauce into a pan under the heat lamp (you're way ahead of me, aren't you?), my knuckle bumped into that super-hot flood light. OUCH! Oh man, that hurt! But there was more sauce to dump, so ... OUCH! That hurt again! Same knuckle!
(Stephen, you may do the honors!)
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What an incredible idioT!!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev
I've heard that if you take dry ice on a hot day, or you can use a hair dryer and dry ice, you can take those places out. There's also some kind of spray that I've read about but can't remember the name right now.
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You can also take a regular bathroom plunger and put it over the dent. Make it have suction and pull the dent out. I know a guy who works on cars and he said that is all they do. So if your car is that bad, what have you got to loose? You should try it.
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01-14-2008, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by True Believer
You can also take a regular bathroom plunger and put it over the dent. Make it have suction and pull the dent out. I know a guy who works on cars and he said that is all they do. So if your car is that bad, what have you got to loose? You should try it.
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Just make sure it's a new plunger Steve...
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-14-2008, 08:34 PM
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While on a choir trip many years ago through the US, our tour took us back home to Cali through the AZ desert. We were all taking a much needed snooze. I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time and I had the window seat. We were around 3 rows from the back of the tour bus. Somebody screamed "fire", I suddenly awoke, looked out the window and saw smoke!!!!
I did what any "hero" would do, I climbed over my girlfriend, pushed people out of the way, and made my way to the front. As the bus driver started to pull over to the side, I ripped open the door and jumped out of a moving bus in my sock feet, NOT helping any women or children, and made MY way to safety. After everyone found out that it was just a locked bearing on the wheel and there was no danger, everyone began to laugh at what I had done, realizing that I was no hero!!!!
2 points:
1. I'm an idiot
2. Follow me in an emergency, I won't help you, but I will show you the way!!!!! LOL
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01-14-2008, 08:34 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Originally Posted by True Believer
You can also take a regular bathroom plunger and put it over the dent. Make it have suction and pull the dent out. I know a guy who works on cars and he said that is all they do. So if your car is that bad, what have you got to loose? You should try it.
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LOL!! I can see it now... trying to plunger the car!!
What an idioT!!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
LOL!! I can see it now... trying to plunger the car!!
What an idioT!!
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Yep, how big a boy are ya Steve?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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01-14-2008, 08:37 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Originally Posted by Monkeyman
While on a choir trip many years ago through the US, our tour took us back home to Cali through the AZ desert. We were all taking a much needed snooze. I was sitting next to my girlfriend at the time and I had the window seat. We were around 3 rows from the back of the tour bus. Somebody screamed "fire", I suddenly awoke, looked out the window and saw smoke!!!!
I did what any "hero" would do, I climbed over my girlfriend, pushed people out of the way, and made my way to the front. As the bus driver started to pull over to the side, I ripped open the door and jumped out of a moving bus in my sock feet, NOT helping any women or children, and made MY way to safety. After everyone found out that it was just a locked bearing on the wheel and there was no danger, everyone began to laugh at what I had done, realizing that I was no hero!!!!
2 points:
1. I'm an idiot
2. Follow me in an emergency, I won't help you, but I will show you the way!!!!! LOL
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OOOOH but you SAVED yourself!
What an idioT!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 08:39 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Originally Posted by cneasttx
Yep, how big a boy are ya Steve?
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Don't be cop'in an attitude here... We are all idioTs or we would not be commenting in this village!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 08:42 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Don't be cop'in an attitude here... We are all idioTs or we would not be commenting in this village!
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I will have you know I have not reached idioT status yet. Been tryin for 2 days...
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Last edited by Cindy; 01-14-2008 at 08:43 PM.
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01-14-2008, 08:57 PM
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My daughter was about 10 when we were in checking out at Walmart one night. She had to use the restroom and the line was quite long. I was very tired after working tons of overtime and a bunch of activities at the church. I told her to go ahead to the restroom and I would come and get her when I was done. I finished at the checkout and went to the ladies room. I opened the door and opened my mouth, as I thought I was going to say her name. Imagine my suprise when instead of saying "Laura" in and "are you in here kind of voice" i said WALMART. It just didn't have the same effect as calling her name would have, but we did laugh about it all the way home. Still do when we think about it.
The second big idiot thing I have done is to put this on the internet, where EVERYONE can read it. lol
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