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08-14-2007, 10:45 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Elder Epley Becomes a United Pentecostal!!!!
It's true. It happened today on the Conservative Apostolic Forum.
Elder Epley and I were discussing a particular issue over which there has been a good deal of disagreement. Here is the exact quote of his response:
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Elder Riggen I realize I am seen as a desenter in this discussion however I would like to say this.
1. You and I are in agreement on the first.
2. We are in agreement on the second. ... I think the method seems to be the problem. But on this we agree.
3. On the third we agree.
So we are the REAL United Pentecostals. ...That is YOU and I."
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There you have it, folks. Elder Epley claiming to be a United Pentecostal.
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08-14-2007, 10:47 PM
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Bro. Y, I'll never forget...
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well, how about that....
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08-14-2007, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher
It's true. It happened today on the Conservative Apostolic Forum.
Elder Epley and I were discussing a particular issue over which there has been a good deal of disagreement. Here is the exact quote of his response:
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Elder Riggen I realize I am seen as a desenter in this discussion however I would like to say this.
1. You and I are in agreement on the first.
2. We are in agreement on the second. ... I think the method seems to be the problem. But on this we agree.
3. On the third we agree.
So we are the REAL United Pentecostals. ...That is YOU and I."
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There you have it, folks. Elder Epley claiming to be a United Pentecostal.
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A United Pentecostal what? LOL!
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08-14-2007, 10:49 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpiali...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kansas Preacher
It's true. It happened today on the Conservative Apostolic Forum.
Elder Epley and I were discussing a particular issue over which there has been a good deal of disagreement. Here is the exact quote of his response:
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Elder Riggen I realize I am seen as a desenter in this discussion however I would like to say this.
1. You and I are in agreement on the first.
2. We are in agreement on the second. ... I think the method seems to be the problem. But on this we agree.
3. On the third we agree.
So we are the REAL United Pentecostals. ...That is YOU and I."
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There you have it, folks. Elder Epley claiming to be a United Pentecostal.
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Welcome aboard Elder Epley! You should get your welcome packet and the initiating Dora The Explorer DVD within 7-10 business days.
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Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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08-15-2007, 12:01 AM
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Bump! for Elder Epley.
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08-15-2007, 12:26 AM
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Old Paths always declared Bro Epley on The Slippery Slope!
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08-15-2007, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Welcome aboard Elder Epley! You should get your welcome packet and the initiating Dora The Explorer DVD within 7-10 business days.
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   That was F U N N Y!!!!!!!!!!
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08-15-2007, 02:43 AM
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LOL!
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08-15-2007, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind
Old Paths always declared Bro Epley on The Slippery Slope!
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I'm about halfway down the hill, hanging on to a tree...I'll try and catch the Elder with one arm as he comes sliding by. 
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08-15-2007, 06:58 AM
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After much prayer I strongly believe that Elder Epley is a part of the REAL United Pentecostals................
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