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05-11-2007, 11:03 PM
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Blessed!
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Ok...seriously, Thad has a bunch of stories.
There is a story that comes out of Calvary Tab in Indy....it was a Watch Night Service....this guy gets up and starts speaking in tongues and the interrpretation was.....Happy New Year, thus saith the Lord.
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05-12-2007, 12:42 AM
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Christmas 2009
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I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!
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05-12-2007, 01:28 AM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Originally Posted by Sherri
I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!
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I have never heard you tell that story. That's priceless!!
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05-12-2007, 01:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sherri
I've told this before, but it was hilarious. We had a guy when I was a kid who got up and testified that he was driving his truck along a country road and saw something in the road up ahead. He pulled over and went to see what it was. It turned out to be "one of those Playboy magazines". He continued to say that "every page was bad, I'm tellin' you, every page!!" We nearly fell off the pews laughing!
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05-12-2007, 06:15 AM
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www.capitalcommunity.ca
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Gotta run but I'll be back to post about the "Batman Costume" incident and the rubbing of the youth pastor's nipple....(Censor police---Trust me, it's NOT perverted!!!!!)
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05-12-2007, 10:12 AM
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Where is Bishop1 on this thread??????
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05-12-2007, 11:14 AM
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We had a lady that was 3 fries short of a happy meal most of the time and was ultra paranoid. My dad who was the Pastor and an electrician (yes, he worked a secular job too) sometimes would relate his work experiences into his sermons. One day just after service was over, she walked up to him and said, clearing her throat as only she could do, Are you vibrating me? I don't remember what he said but there was a dead silence for a few seconds I will never forget. This was in the day before cell phones, beepers and all that stuff that we have now. I can only imagine if she were alive now, the poor dear would be miserable.
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05-12-2007, 12:16 PM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
We had a lady that was 3 fries short of a happy meal most of the time and was ultra paranoid. My dad who was the Pastor and an electrician (yes, he worked a secular job too) sometimes would relate his work experiences into his sermons. One day just after service was over, she walked up to him and said, clearing her throat as only she could do, Are you vibrating me? I don't remember what he said but there was a dead silence for a few seconds I will never forget. This was in the day before cell phones, beepers and all that stuff that we have now. I can only imagine if she were alive now, the poor dear would be miserable.
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ROFL!! What was she really trying to say??
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05-12-2007, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by tamor
ROFL!! What was she really trying to say??
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Heaven only knows:
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05-12-2007, 04:50 PM
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A neighboring pastor (one of my best friends) told me this story. It happened in his church several years ago.
One of the men in his church was (at the time) a very reckless person. He did not know what "caution" meant. He began to express his desire to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle. However, his wife was FRANTIC about it -- she just KNEW he won't be careful and would end up killing himself.
She eventually took the matter to the pastor, who agreed and did his best to convince the man that it wasn't a good idea for him. He reluctantly agreed, but continued to express his desire for a Harley.
During this time, the pastor was teaching a Bible study one night and mentioned the "Strange Woman" in the Book of Proverbs. He said, "This woman was a Harlot."
Suddenly, the man's young daughter piped up, loud enough for everyone to hear: "A harlot? That's what my daddy's ALWAYS wanted."
As if that wasn't bad enough, she continued: "But my momma and my pastor won't let him have one."
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