The Village idioT - Page 14

LadyChocolate · #**131** 02-24-2008, 05:51 PM

okay! i almost made the idiot list , AGAIN, with this one:

There I was in the Cafe. I was out by myself....enjoying some quiet time! I picked up my campfire mocha with the extra shot of espresso. I felt good about myself this night. I felt too good because when I was headed out the door, I must have thought it was an automatic door........... I thought it would open for me................. Nope! I just about walked right into it, face first! I tripped on the way out but caught myself before I completely fell.... I ran to my car laughing! yep, I felt real good about myself! LOL

The Mrs · #**132** 02-24-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

okay! i almost made the idiot list , AGAIN, with this one:

There I was in the Cafe. I was out by myself....enjoying some quiet time! I picked up my campfire mocha with the extra shot of espresso. I felt good about myself this night. I felt too good because when I was headed out the door, I must have thought it was an automatic door........... I thought it would open for me................. Nope! I just about walked right into it, face first! I tripped on the way out but caught myself before I completely fell.... I ran to my car laughing! yep, I felt real good about myself! LOL

You should have tried saying, "Door, open!"

LadyChocolate · #**133** 02-24-2008, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mrs

You should have tried saying, "Door, open!"

oh sure, and add talking to myself to the situation! Lol!!! I will admit that if I saw someone do what I did, I would've laughed at them! I did laugh at myself also..... laughing at myself is something I do quite often! lol

Hoovie · #**134** 02-24-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

okay! i almost made the idiot list , AGAIN, with this one:

There I was in the Cafe. I was out by myself....enjoying some quiet time! I picked up my campfire mocha with the extra shot of espresso. I felt good about myself this night. I felt too good because when I was headed out the door, I must have thought it was an automatic door........... I thought it would open for me................. Nope! I just about walked right into it, face first! I tripped on the way out but caught myself before I completely fell.... I ran to my car laughing! yep, I felt real good about myself! LOL

You are one big Chocolate idioT!!

LadyChocolate · #**135** 02-25-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

You are one big Chocolate idioT!!

now just what exactly are you trying to say here?????????

Monkeyman · #**136** 02-25-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

okay! i almost made the idiot list , AGAIN, with this one:

There I was in the Cafe. I was out by myself....enjoying some quiet time! I picked up my campfire mocha with the extra shot of espresso. I felt good about myself this night. I felt too good because when I was headed out the door, I must have thought it was an automatic door........... I thought it would open for me................. Nope! I just about walked right into it, face first! I tripped on the way out but caught myself before I completely fell.... I ran to my car laughing! yep, I felt real good about myself! LOL

Hoovie · #**137** 02-25-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

now just what exactly are you trying to say here?????????

I will forgive you if you can tell me you didn't spill the Mocha w/extra espresso!

LadyChocolate · #**138** 02-25-2008, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

I will forgive you if you can tell me you didn't spill the Mocha w/extra espresso!

Would I have been laughing if I had spilled the mocha with the extra shot???? I think not!!!

.....I would have done a one handed cartwheel, spun around and done a backflip ALL while keeping my modesty and still, I would never spill a mocha!!!!!!!!!!

Esther · #**139** 02-25-2008, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by The Mrs

You should have tried saying, "Door, open!"

GMTA

Hoovie · #**140** 02-25-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate

Would I have been laughing if I had spilled the mocha with the extra shot???? I think not!!!

.....I would have done a one handed cartwheel, spun around and done a backflip ALL while keeping my modesty and still, I would never spill a mocha!!!!!!!!!!

If I ever meet you, you absolutely must demonstrate this!

PS... I would do a speedo belly dance to keep my espresso drink in tact!!