Renda's story reminded me of a stupid story of my own!
I was 16 years old and had just purchase my first car, a Chevy Nova in mint condition.
I was so proud as I went to pick up my new license plates. At the time, Illinois required two license plates. One for the back and one for the front.
I put on the back plate just fine, but as I was putting the front plate on, the bolt slipped out of my hand and under the middle of the car.
Not wanting to crawl under the car, I decided that I would quickly back the car up about four feet.
I quickly jumped into the car without closing the car door, started the car, and put the car in reverse, and started backing up.
What I didn't take into consideration, was that a brick wall came to the edge of our driveway as part of a courtyard area. The door hit the wall while I was backing up and totally knocked the door off the new car!
Hmmmm, so many stories, which one to use..... OK, here's my favorite:
While attending college, I worked in a cafeteria, and one of my jobs was to keep the serving line stocked. Once, as I was dumping some spaghetti sauce into a pan under the heat lamp (you're way ahead of me, aren't you?), my knuckle bumped into that super-hot flood light. OUCH! Oh man, that hurt! But there was more sauce to dump, so ... OUCH! That hurt again! Same knuckle!
(Stephen, you may do the honors!)
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
Having been asleep most of the night on the backseat of a car while traveling a great distance. The driver, a friend of mine decided to make a pit stop. I needed to take one too. While he was doing a little shopping, I availed myself to the facilities. While in the stall, I heard someone in the next stall talking on a cell phone. He had the voice of a woman. Imagine that! I have never heard very many men with a woman's voice. While thinking about how rare that was, the light began to dawn on me. It couldn't be. I thought that I had taken notice of the gender designation on the door. On the way out of the restroom, she and I met at the door. Being the gentleman that I am, I opened the door for her...with a slightly red face but made no comment, acting as normal as possible. She said, "Why, thank EWWWWW."
Speaking of the Village Idot? I felt as thought I could have taken the blue ribbon.
Having been asleep most of the night on the backseat of a car while traveling a great distance. The driver, a friend of mine decided to make a pit stop. I needed to take one too. While he was doing a little shopping, I availed myself to the facilities. While in the stall, I heard someone in the next stall talking on a cell phone. He had the voice of a woman. Imagine that! I have never heard very many men with a woman's voice. While thinking about how rare that was, the light began to dawn on me. It couldn't be. I thought that I had taken notice of the gender designation on the door. On the way out of the restroom, she and I met at the door. Being the gentleman that I am, I opened the door for her...with a slightly red face but made no comment, acting as normal as possible. She said, "Why, thank EWWWWW."
Speaking of the Village Idot? I felt as thought I could have taken the blue ribbon.
hehehe, don't feel too bad I think that has happened to others.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Having been asleep most of the night on the backseat of a car while traveling a great distance. The driver, a friend of mine decided to make a pit stop. I needed to take one too. While he was doing a little shopping, I availed myself to the facilities. While in the stall, I heard someone in the next stall talking on a cell phone. He had the voice of a woman. Imagine that! I have never heard very many men with a woman's voice. While thinking about how rare that was, the light began to dawn on me. It couldn't be. I thought that I had taken notice of the gender designation on the door. On the way out of the restroom, she and I met at the door. Being the gentleman that I am, I opened the door for her...with a slightly red face but made no comment, acting as normal as possible. She said, "Why, thank EWWWWW."
Speaking of the Village Idot? I felt as thought I could have taken the blue ribbon.
NOPE, its the woman who should get the award, for not acknowledging or realizing that they were in a bathroom scenario, and a man is in the LADIES room.
__________________ You can tell more about people
by what they say about others...than by what others
say about them.
I just can't become and idioT no matter how hard I try......
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
NOPE, its the woman who should get the award, for not acknowledging or realizing that they were in a bathroom scenario, and a man is in the LADIES room.
LOL....
I think that she was probably as much embarassed as was I.
I was preaching in MO. one time and this young lady got up to sing. She must have been a little nervous because instead of saying the usual thing she said, "Yall worship me as I sing." The place broke up in laughter!
We had a man that played the sax (he played it very well). One time he got up and said "Worship me as I play". We all laughed also. It was quite funny.
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