creepy? or wonderful? I vote for wonderful. Sure wish that her dying was just a bad dream and that we're all gonna wake up soon and realize that.
In the meantime, maybe we need something fun to talk about. Any ideas?
Would this do?
I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty every bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would. Proceeded with the unplesant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured contents down the sink, all except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the third glass and poured whiskey down the sink which I drank. I extracted cork from the fourth bottle, drank the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled bottle from the next glass and drank one sink out of it and then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank a pour. When I had all emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29 and as the houses came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in the bottles I drank. I’m not under the alkefluence of incohol but thinkle peop I am. I’m not half so thunk as you may drink I am as I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I know, this is the wrong forum, but RandyWayne will probably like it!
Been Drinkin' oops .....Thinkin
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I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty every bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would. Proceeded with the unplesant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured contents down the sink, all except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the third glass and poured whiskey down the sink which I drank. I extracted cork from the fourth bottle, drank the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled bottle from the next glass and drank one sink out of it and then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank a pour. When I had all emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29 and as the houses came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in the bottles I drank. I’m not under the alkefluence of incohol but thinkle peop I am. I’m not half so thunk as you may drink I am as I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I know, this is the wrong forum, but RandyWayne will probably like it!
I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty every bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would. Proceeded with the unplesant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured contents down the sink, all except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the third glass and poured whiskey down the sink which I drank. I extracted cork from the fourth bottle, drank the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled bottle from the next glass and drank one sink out of it and then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank a pour. When I had all emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29 and as the houses came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in the bottles I drank. I’m not under the alkefluence of incohol but thinkle peop I am. I’m not half so thunk as you may drink I am as I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I know, this is the wrong forum, but RandyWayne will probably like it!
Been Drinkin' oops .....Thinkin
p.s you already know if Mrs Cindy were here....she would.... and , but I think it is hilarious!
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I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty every bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would. Proceeded with the unplesant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured contents down the sink, all except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, except one glass which I drank. I pulled the cork from the third glass and poured whiskey down the sink which I drank. I extracted cork from the fourth bottle, drank the sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled bottle from the next glass and drank one sink out of it and then threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank a pour. When I had all emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles and sinks with the other, which were 29 and as the houses came by I counted them again and finally had all the houses in the bottles I drank. I’m not under the alkefluence of incohol but thinkle peop I am. I’m not half so thunk as you may drink I am as I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me and the drunker I stand here the longer I get.
I know, this is the wrong forum, but RandyWayne will probably like it! 
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Hybrid Mode
