The biggest lie during Preaching! LOL

[COOPER]

The biggest lie is when the Preacher says, "I am About to close"

[SDG]

I always love the hyperbole used in stating attendance figures by visiting pastors.

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

I always love the hyperbole used in stating attendance figures by visiting pastors.

Don't you mean "Evanglisticly speaking" ?

[SDG]

It's amazing how 40 members look like 100 and 100 members look like 300 ... and 500 like 1000 .. Lord have mercy.

My buddy Dan! ...and my other buddy Dan!

[SDG]

Originally Posted by Ronzo

My buddy Dan! ...and my other buddy Dan!

Ronzoni!!!!!!! Thanks for the courtesy call .....

You're still a PUNK ...

[RevDWW]

Originally Posted by Ronzo

My buddy Dan! ...and my other buddy Dan!

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Ronzoni!!!!!!! Thanks for the courtesy call .....

You're still a PUNK ...

Since you answered first I must be the other buddy Dan....or OBD for short.

And Ronzo, your're still a PUNK.........

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

Ronzoni!!!!!!! Thanks for the courtesy call .....

You're still a PUNK ...

Originally Posted by RevDWW

Since you answered first I must be the other buddy Dan....or OBD for short.

And Ronzo, your're still a PUNK.........

My FORMER buddy Dan! ...and my OTHER FORMER buddy Dan!

[Neck]

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea

It's amazing how 40 members look like 100 and 100 members look like 300 ... and 500 like 1000 .. Lord have mercy.

Reminds me of he million man march in DC. It turned out to be something like 75K.

I guess each person is equal to a Trinity.

So the number looks like a crowd.

[MrsMcD]

Originally Posted by COOPER

The biggest lie is when the Preacher says, "I am About to close"

LOL -- When our pastor says this, we have a good twenty minutes left.