EPLEY! What'r'ya doin'! Oooohhh noooo! Say it ain't so, say it ain't so! SIS! COME RUN QUICK AND SEE IT! He's gone....... CHARISMATIC!
[[[Does crazy dance all around the study!]]]
NO! NO! NO! HO! HO! ---er... I mean... NO!
I've gotta tell Benincasa!
The old-timer heart, in this 19 year-old ultra-con is gonna give way!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm fine with the ladies trimmin' their hair... I'm ok with playing golf... I'm even alright with that hippy-dippy house church stuff...
BUT EVEN I'M AGAINST XMAS!
WOW!
My sister's gotta pray me through now...
-Bro. Alex