Do You Need A Miracle?

[bertcarring]

If you need a miracle from the Lord and you are willing to do something in return for the Lord God that I will agree upon with you then I will help you.

It will be required that you make a vow to the Lord God once we are in agreement.

After my petition to the Lord God on your behalf, has been granted and you receive what you have asked for, then you will have to pay your vow to the Lord God.

I cannot help you with anything concerning the salvation of your friends or family. But I can help you with just about anything else with the Lord God.

You send email robertcarrington84@yahoo.com

This is not my name but I will get your email and correspond with you through this email address.

[Timmy]

Why does the story of the Monkey's Paw come to mind?

[bbyrd009]

Originally Posted by Timmy

Why does the story of the Monkey's Paw come to mind?

MmmHmm

[RandyWayne]

....or something that needs to be safely locked away at Warehouse 13.

[Hoovie]

Originally Posted by bertcarring

If you need a miracle from the Lord and you are willing to do something in return for the Lord God that I will agree upon with you then I will help you.

It will be required that you make a vow to the Lord God once we are in agreement.

After my petition to the Lord God on your behalf, has been granted and you receive what you have asked for, then you will have to pay your vow to the Lord God.

I cannot help you with anything concerning the salvation of your friends or family. But I can help you with just about anything else with the Lord God.

You send email robertcarrington84@yahoo.com

This is not my name but I will get your email and correspond with you through this email address.

This sounds pretty good actually. Are the terms of the vow known before the "Agreement" is made? What are the penalties, both for me (if I don't pay), and to you (If you fail to deliver)?

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Hoovie

This sounds pretty good actually. Are the terms of the vow known before the "Agreement" is made? What are the penalties both me (if I don't pay) and to you (If you fail to deliver)?

I would think a good stoning, at least to begin with.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

I would think a good stoning, at least to begin with.

Or a "bad" stoning preferably. A dozen or so misses (glancing hits) before the killing hit.

We could get the pitcher for the Bad News Bears.

[bbyrd009]

Originally Posted by scotty

Or a "bad" stoning preferably. A dozen or so misses (glancing hits) before the killing hit.

We could get the pitcher for the Bad News Bears.

No, the one of you without sin must cast the first stone.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by bbyrd009

No, the one of you without sin must cast the first stone.

Right, the pitcher is a child. Aren't they considered innocent for a time ?

[AreYouReady?]

I will go to the Lord for myself. My husband and I will agree upon our request. He has never failed me. I have failed him, but He has never failed me.