A Word From Deacon Blues

[Nahum]

This is the funniest post I have ever seen on any forum EVER!!!! It comes to us from the anointed keyboard of Mr. Deacon Blues.

To the tune of "I'm a Pentecostal".


I'm always a Jerk, it comes natural don't you know
Smug and self righteous, from my head down to my toes
I'm so impressed with myself, I'll swear and raise my hand
No one's got nothin on me, not even the Taliban
I'm on a different plain, the highest levels of truth
I love to brow beat people, in the pulpit I'm uncouth
This is just my style, the way I do my thang
I'm a Fasci-costal, I love the sound of my own name

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Just read the Manual, we need more of the same
Thank God I'm so holy, so godly and so pure
I'm a Fasci-costal, and it makes me such a Boor

Those liberals, moderates and compromisers, they just dont understand,
The only way to run a church is with an iron hand
I take lots of pride in how many I can offend
"Let's chase 'em off" is the motto I share with my UC friends
I'm armed and ready for Conference, Tampa won't be the same
I'm a Fasci-costal, its all about power games

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Let's make the Manual and the Bible one and the same
Let's keep narrowing the field, lets keep things good and small
I'm a Fasci-costal, I hate French manicures and football

I'm an Apostolic Contender, What A Difference a Line Makes
Someone has got to stand up, against these holiness fakes
Letter writing campaigns is one of our fortes
We'll spend tens of thousands of dollars for these anointed communiques
United means only one thing, and its only what we can afford
I'm a Fasci-costal, a sower of discord

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
I've memorized the Manual, its my claim to fame
I spend so much time on forums, its a wonder I have a wife
I'm a Fasci-costal, I need to get a life

I Agree!..It is hilarious....Where can I listen to I'm a Pentecostal? Give me a url.

[Nahum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZpJHxATOGg

That was funny.


I was told by my mentor last night that I should probably leave that kind of thing alone from now on... so since I do "obey those that rule over" me, I'll have to repent later for laughing at it.

OK... so I have re-read the parody...

It's not so funny the second time around...

[CC1]

Now we just need someone with a good home studio and a lot of talented friends to make up a chorale to record this baby!!!!

I think a CD of Pentecostal Parodies could be a big hit.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by CC1

Now we just need someone with a good home studio and a lot of talented friends to make up a chorale to record this baby!!!!

I think a CD of Pentecostal Parodies could be a big hit.

Ill finance it!!!!!!!!

[Defender]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Ill finance it!!!!!!!!

I'll pray against it!!! Mocking is hardly edifying.

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by Defender

I'll pray against it!!! Mocking is hardly edifying.

Ok...you pray Ill finance it......
BUT when it goes Platinum......dont come looking for your cut.


Plus since when is truth considered "mocking"?

[Defender]

Originally Posted by NLYP

Ok...you pray Ill finance it......
BUT when it goes Platinum......dont come looking for your cut.


Plus since when is truth considered "mocking"?

You would use Gods blessing to you to finance a project that pokes fun of songs sang to him in praise and worship? Have you no fear? As for my 'cut", I want no part of this.

"Truth" equals exaggerations and distortions to you?