Apostolic annointing

[wire2john]

An individual can receive the Holy Ghost in their home, having only read about it in the Bible. But when someone claims to have the Holy Ghost in them while also rejecting Acts 2:38, I am dubious that their experience is genuine.

[CC1]

If we are talking annointing I think it is important to remind folks that the amount of annointing is in direct proportion to how loud the preacher yells and gesticulates. "Holy Breath" (holding the microphone close to your mouth and making inhaling and exhaling noises as you scream) is a particular indicator of the amount of annointing. Last but not least annointing can be quantified by the preachers ability to throw out red meat catch phrases that bring old time Oneness Pentecostal crowds to their feet screaming and waving their hands. For example "My God ain't no three gods!" or declaring that all of those "so called Spirit filled" folks who are not Oneness and who have not been baptized in Jesus name just have a "counterfeit" holy spirit not the REAL Holy Spirit!

I just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page here!

(Now I just sit back to wait for the usual one or two who will post that I must be incredibly bitter, yada, yada, yada. That I have a hatred of Pentecost, yada, yada, yada. All is untrue of course. I just try to make some humorous observations based on my many decades in and then still around old time Pentecost. When I was 16 years old I thought Marvin Hicks was da bomb because he screamed loud and used big words while doing it AND debated those evil trinitarian's and showed them up. I remember at the HIcks-Reynolds debate I attended as a teenager the only thing missing was that they should have sold popcorn and cokes!)

[Esaias]

Originally Posted by CC1

If we are talking annointing I think it is important to remind folks that the amount of annointing is in direct proportion to how loud the preacher yells and gesticulates. "Holy Breath" (holding the microphone close to your mouth and making inhaling and exhaling noises as you scream) is a particular indicator of the amount of annointing. Last but not least annointing can be quantified by the preachers ability to throw out red meat catch phrases that bring old time Oneness Pentecostal crowds to their feet screaming and waving their hands. For example "My God ain't no three gods!" or declaring that all of those "so called Spirit filled" folks who are not Oneness and who have not been baptized in Jesus name just have a "counterfeit" holy spirit not the REAL Holy Spirit!

I just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page here!

(Now I just sit back to wait for the usual one or two who will post that I must be incredibly bitter, yada, yada, yada. That I have a hatred of Pentecost, yada, yada, yada. All is untrue of course. I just try to make some humorous observations based on my many decades in and then still around old time Pentecost. When I was 16 years old I thought Marvin Hicks was da bomb because he screamed loud and used big words while doing it AND debated those evil trinitarian's and showed them up. I remember at the HIcks-Reynolds debate I attended as a teenager the only thing missing was that they should have sold popcorn and cokes!)

Well, bless your heart.

[Amanah]

why so hateful? I guess you feel that being an admin gives you the right to be a nasty person.

Originally Posted by CC1

If we are talking annointing I think it is important to remind folks that the amount of annointing is in direct proportion to how loud the preacher yells and gesticulates. "Holy Breath" (holding the microphone close to your mouth and making inhaling and exhaling noises as you scream) is a particular indicator of the amount of annointing. Last but not least annointing can be quantified by the preachers ability to throw out red meat catch phrases that bring old time Oneness Pentecostal crowds to their feet screaming and waving their hands. For example "My God ain't no three gods!" or declaring that all of those "so called Spirit filled" folks who are not Oneness and who have not been baptized in Jesus name just have a "counterfeit" holy spirit not the REAL Holy Spirit!

I just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page here!

(Now I just sit back to wait for the usual one or two who will post that I must be incredibly bitter, yada, yada, yada. That I have a hatred of Pentecost, yada, yada, yada. All is untrue of course. I just try to make some humorous observations based on my many decades in and then still around old time Pentecost. When I was 16 years old I thought Marvin Hicks was da bomb because he screamed loud and used big words while doing it AND debated those evil trinitarian's and showed them up. I remember at the HIcks-Reynolds debate I attended as a teenager the only thing missing was that they should have sold popcorn and cokes!)

[houston]

Originally Posted by Amanah

why so hateful? I guess you feel that being an admin gives you the right to be a nasty person.

He's not being hateful. He's posting his observations from his time in. Ahhh... only a conservatives observations and experiences matter.

[Jito463]

Originally Posted by houston

He's not being hateful. He's posting his observations from his time in. Ahhh... only a conservatives observations and experiences matter.

This doesn't read like someone's personal observations. It reads like someone mocking.

Originally Posted by CC1

If we are talking annointing I think it is important to remind folks that the amount of annointing is in direct proportion to how loud the preacher yells and gesticulates. "Holy Breath" (holding the microphone close to your mouth and making inhaling and exhaling noises as you scream) is a particular indicator of the amount of annointing. Last but not least annointing can be quantified by the preachers ability to throw out red meat catch phrases that bring old time Oneness Pentecostal crowds to their feet screaming and waving their hands. For example "My God ain't no three gods!" or declaring that all of those "so called Spirit filled" folks who are not Oneness and who have not been baptized in Jesus name just have a "counterfeit" holy spirit not the REAL Holy Spirit!

I just wanted to make sure we are all on the same page here!

For the record, we're not on the same page.

[houston]

Originally Posted by Jito463

This doesn't read like someone's personal observations. It reads like someone mocking.

They are observations. (Some) people don't "feel" the anointing unless church happens as described by CC1. I've known some.

[Esaias]

2. Don't make fun of any basic Apostolic doctrine or any member who adheres to those doctrines.

- from da r00lz.

[CC1]

Originally Posted by Esaias

2. Don't make fun of any basic Apostolic doctrine or any member who adheres to those doctrines.

- from da r00lz.

The last time I checked screaming and breathing heavily into a microphone were not "basic Apostolic doctrine" nor were the catch phrases I used.

However good try. I knew you would try to rise to the occasion and trash me.

[Esaias]

EDIT: Never mind.