A wasted thread

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever
skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious
to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an
overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic
apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless
as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a
steroid-free fitness center.

-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

[simplyme]

LOL!

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it.
-- Mark Twain

[rrford]

"You have to go to other people's funerals or else they won't come to yours." Yogi Bera

[Rev]

"Green persimmons will really make your mouth pucker up". Rev

[Tina]

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. ~Bill Cosby

[Cindy]

It ain't over til I say it's over...

"He who throws mud loses ground" ...don't know where this originated from.

[TalkLady]

NO matter what anyone says, the single most significant determinant of how many people will be at your funeral is the WEATHER.

[StillStanding]

“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain