Some Verses of the Bible, If Satan Had Written It

[votivesoul]

Personally, I find it very enlightening to take a verse of the Bible, and make it read according to its opposite, to get a sense of how important it is that the Bible reads the way it actually does. Here are some examples, as if Satan was the author of, and inspiration behind, the Holy Scriptures, and/or if he were "god":

"There is only one mediator between Satan and men, the spirit of antichrist."

"To wit, that Satan was in antichrist, alienating the world against God, imputing their trespasses unto them, and has committed to us the word of alienation."

"Behold the second beast, that looks like a lamb with two horns, and speaks like a dragon, who tempts the world to sin!"

"Father of Lies, destroy them, for they know exactly what they are doing!"

"Be neglectful of yourself, and of the doctrine, discontinue in them, for in doing this, you will d@mn both yourself and them who hear you."

"The LORD isn't good, and his mercy is fleeting and capricious."

"If therefore you bring your gift to the altar, and there remember that your brother has something against you, offer up your gift, stay right were you are, first, gloat over the fact you've offended someone, and then, head for home, doing no more."

"Ask, and find yourself denied. Seek, and realize you won't ever find. Knock, and get tossed out on your ear."

"Let us therefore enter sheepishly unto the throne of fear, that you may obtain condemnation, and find hatred to hurt you in the time of need."

"Take and try not to vomit, for this is Judas' body..."

"There has always only ever been condemnation for those who are in antichrist, who walk according to the flesh, and not after the Spirit."

"In the beginning, Satan destroyed the heavens and the earth."

"My Accuser, my Accuser, why, you have adopted me!"

"Mislead all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father of Lies, and of the Son of Perdition, and of the Spirit of Antichrist, deceiving them into observing whatsoever things Satan commands you".