The Oklahoma thread.....

I have traveled all over the United States and Europe, but nothing feels like home except Oklahoma...where the wind comes sweeping down the plains...

The purpose of this thread is to allow all of the current and former "Okies" to come together and speak about the motherland....God's Country...the great State of Oklahoma!!

(all non Okies......you are not allowed to post....all wannabe Okies..feel free)

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Oklahoma Facts:

1-Oklahoma has more man-made lakes than any other state, with over one million surface acres of water and 2,000 more miles of shoreline than the Atlantic and Gulf coasts combined.


2-On April 22, 1889, the first day homesteading was permitted, 50,000 people swarmed into the area. Those who tried to beat the noon starting gun were called Sooners. Hence the state's nickname.

3-Oklahoma's four mountain ranges include the Ouachitas, Arbuckles, Wichitas and the Kiami.

4-Oklahoma radio.. WKY was the first radio station transmitting from west of the Mississippi River.

5-Bob Dunn a musician from Beggs invented the first electric guitar 1935.

6-Boise City, Oklahoma was the only city in the United States to be bombed during World War II. On Monday night, July 5, 1943, at approximately 12:30 a.m., a B-17 Bomber based at Dalhart Army Air Base (50 miles to the south of Boise City) dropped six practice bombs on the sleeping town.

7-The world's first installed parking meter was in Oklahoma City, on July 16, 1935. Carl C. Magee, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, is generally credited with originating the parking meter. He filed for a patent for a "coin controlled parking meter" on May 13, 1935.

8-Oklahoma is home to a large number of Country Music singers...Reba McIntire, Toby Keith, Garth Brooks, Brooks and Dunn, Vince Gill, Blake Shelton, Carrie Underwood, ....just to name a few!!

9-Forests cover approximately 24 percent of Oklahoma.

10-Oklahoma's two most populous cities are Oklahoma City, with 463,201 residents, and Tulsa with 374,851. The next largest cities are Norman, with a population of 87,290 and Lawton, which has 86,028 people.


Besides the above....the people are just plains NICE!!

God Bless


(and no negative Okie comments please)

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[myhaloisintheshop]

I just moved to Oklahoma last year and I do agree with the statement that the people are just nice!

Seriously--you can not beat the friendliness that you find here!

[IAintMovin]

I spent over 12 years on that Mission Field Called Oklahoma..........Thanks be to the Good Lord above that I was able to cancel all of my PIMs and come home............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTw1RTrwITs

[IAintMovin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhQz95MlUtE

[IAintMovin]

I had to go to Oklahoma a couple of times about a week or so ago......when I crossed the Red River headed NORTH into Oklahoma......raised the IQ in both states.........

now hold on!!!!!

there is no call for this kind of talk!!!


(i know...i asked for it)

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[myhaloisintheshop]

Originally Posted by IAintMovin

I had to go to Oklahoma a couple of times about a week or so ago......when I crossed the Red River headed NORTH into Oklahoma......raised the IQ in both states.........

now...I didn't say they were the smartest folks....just the nicest

What Is That?

A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a
visit, and took him on a tour of the property.

Driving along in the son's pickup truck, a jack rabbit hopped onto the road in front of them. The son stopped the truck to let the rabbit pass, and the father queried, "What in tarnation is that!?"

The son incredulously replied, "That's a jackrabbit, Dad, what did you think it was?" The father shrugged and said, "We grow 'em a lot bigger'n back home in Texas."

So they went on and a little farther on they came to a few buffalo roaming the range. The son stopped the truck and the father again said in a puzzled tone "What are those?"

The son hesitantly said, "Those are buffalo, Dad. You gotta be kiddin me. You really don't recognize them?" The father replied, "Well, I guess they're kinda familiar - it's just that we grow 'em so much bigger back in Texas."

The son, a bit disgruntled, drove on in silence. At length they approached a low part in the road with marshy wetlands on either side. A large snapping turtle lumbered onto the road. The father peered
intently at the creature and said "Now what on earth is that thing!?"

Without missing a beat, the son replied, "wood tick"...

[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by Bro.Bob

What Is That?

A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a
visit, and took him on a tour of the property.

Driving along in the son's pickup truck, a jack rabbit hopped onto the road in front of them. The son stopped the truck to let the rabbit pass, and the father queried, "What in tarnation is that!?"

The son incredulously replied, "That's a jackrabbit, Dad, what did you think it was?" The father shrugged and said, "We grow 'em a lot bigger'n back home in Texas."

So they went on and a little farther on they came to a few buffalo roaming the range. The son stopped the truck and the father again said in a puzzled tone "What are those?"

The son hesitantly said, "Those are buffalo, Dad. You gotta be kiddin me. You really don't recognize them?" The father replied, "Well, I guess they're kinda familiar - it's just that we grow 'em so much bigger back in Texas."

The son, a bit disgruntled, drove on in silence. At length they approached a low part in the road with marshy wetlands on either side. A large snapping turtle lumbered onto the road. The father peered
intently at the creature and said "Now what on earth is that thing!?"

Without missing a beat, the son replied, "wood tick"...

Hey man who hides behind the Bob Stups..... .....mask.....your above joke was funny














































30 years ago when Wendy Bagwell frist told it...................

I'm so very sorry...............







BUT NOT ALL OF US ARE 65 YEARS OLD LIKE YOURSELF.....AND SOMETIMES OLD JOKES ARE STILL FUNNY.

(hey.....and whats up with the perm on an old dude...like yourself???)


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