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Old 04-13-2012, 12:22 PM
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The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

Lol! Finally the proof.



http://articles.businessinsider.com/...ur-drinks-beer
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:36 PM
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

Yeah, but this was at the end of the article...

"The study also found that although the group that imbibed were better at creative problem solving, they did worse on memorization tasks."

So you have memory loss, but creative ability while drinking beer... interesting...
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:38 PM
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

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Yeah, but this was at the end of the article...

"The study also found that although the group that imbibed were better at creative problem solving, they did worse on memorization tasks."

So you have memory loss, but creative ability while drinking beer... interesting...
If you suffer memory loss, than you won't remember that you suffered memory loss. Win-win!
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:39 PM
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

If it makes us smarter, then they have to start serving it as part of lunch in schools...lol
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

HA! I note Jesus was known as a wine-bibber : )
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:42 PM
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:44 PM
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What about church lobbies? How about a nook called Solomon's Wisdom? We could have a preservice prayer happy hour...
It should be called Solomon's Beerdom.
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Old 04-13-2012, 12:47 PM
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Old 04-13-2012, 02:12 PM
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

Yeah, but, the more you drink the prettier they look. Coyote Ugly.
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Re: The Evidence is in. Beer makes you smarter!

So that's why people drink too much beer, memory loss. They forget they have been drinking. Answers the question that police officers ask when they pull you over. I have had only 2 beers ociffer, but who's counting?
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