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Old 02-22-2012, 05:44 AM
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Do You Need A Miracle?

If you need a miracle from the Lord and you are willing to do something in return for the Lord God that I will agree upon with you then I will help you.

It will be required that you make a vow to the Lord God once we are in agreement.

After my petition to the Lord God on your behalf, has been granted and you receive what you have asked for, then you will have to pay your vow to the Lord God.

I cannot help you with anything concerning the salvation of your friends or family. But I can help you with just about anything else with the Lord God.

You send email robertcarrington84@yahoo.com

This is not my name but I will get your email and correspond with you through this email address.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:29 AM
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Re: Do You Need A Miracle?

Why does the story of the Monkey's Paw come to mind?
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:34 AM
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Re: Do You Need A Miracle?

....or something that needs to be safely locked away at Warehouse 13.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:35 AM
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Re: Do You Need A Miracle?

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If you need a miracle from the Lord and you are willing to do something in return for the Lord God that I will agree upon with you then I will help you.

It will be required that you make a vow to the Lord God once we are in agreement.

After my petition to the Lord God on your behalf, has been granted and you receive what you have asked for, then you will have to pay your vow to the Lord God.

I cannot help you with anything concerning the salvation of your friends or family. But I can help you with just about anything else with the Lord God.

You send email robertcarrington84@yahoo.com

This is not my name but I will get your email and correspond with you through this email address.
This sounds pretty good actually. Are the terms of the vow known before the "Agreement" is made? What are the penalties, both for me (if I don't pay), and to you (If you fail to deliver)?
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:40 AM
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This sounds pretty good actually. Are the terms of the vow known before the "Agreement" is made? What are the penalties both me (if I don't pay) and to you (If you fail to deliver)?
I would think a good stoning, at least to begin with.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:58 AM
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I would think a good stoning, at least to begin with.
Or a "bad" stoning preferably. A dozen or so misses (glancing hits) before the killing hit.

We could get the pitcher for the Bad News Bears.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:43 AM
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I will go to the Lord for myself. My husband and I will agree upon our request. He has never failed me. I have failed him, but He has never failed me.
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Old 02-22-2012, 11:54 AM
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I will go to the Lord for myself. My husband and I will agree upon our request. He has never failed me. I have failed him, but He has never failed me.
Has God done everything you have ever asked Him to do?
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:04 PM
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I will go to the Lord for myself. My husband and I will agree upon our request. He has never failed me. I have failed him, but He has never failed me.
Are you sure you always agree? LOL

I once knew a Chicago Bears fan who was married to a Green Bay Packers fan and I am pretty sure they were not always praying for the same thing.....
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Has God done everything you have ever asked Him to do?
Of all the things that were closest to my heart. I can honestly say yes.
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