Why I Preach Against NECKTIES!!!

[joshua]

(All in good fun) For years as an evangelist preaching in UPCI churches I was always obligated to wear a necktie. However after a 120 day fast and at least 15 minutes of prayer I came to this revelation ...
Not only are neckties cloth necklaces, they are also a subliminal message. A tie is nothing but a very inappropriate and obvious arrow!

[Adam]

Neckties are of the devil!!!

I remember someone had that in his signature. And it would crack me up every time I saw it.

[Adam]

My pastor last night had a necktie on that actually had V's on it pointing down. I was like, "Whoa, man, you should read a few threads on AFF!" It literally looked like this:

V
V
V

On the top half of the tie. He also had on a pinstrip suit and I kidded him about it saying that vertical lines make you look slender.

I love my pastor, btw.

[scotty]

Originally Posted by joshua

(All in good fun) For years as an evangelist preaching in UPCI churches I was always obligated to wear a necktie. However after a 120 day fast and at least 15 minutes of prayer I came to this revelation ...
Not only are neckties cloth necklaces, they are also a subliminal message. A tie is nothing but a very inappropriate and obvious arrow!

You need to present this at the next GC. I would vote for it !!

[Cindy]

UGH, sophomoric humor.

[joshua]

beats freshman humor ..

[Adam]

Beats being an old stick in the mud.

[Cindy]

I have a stick for you.

[Sam]

This is a post I made about a month or 6 weeks ago:

I received this from an Apostolic/Pentecostal minister and thought I'd pass it on without comment.


10 Reasons why CHRISTIAN MEN should REJECT the EVIL PRACTICE of WEARING A NECKTIE:

1 As a piece of clothing a necktie is SUPERFLUOUS. It serves NO FUNCTION BUT ORNAMENTATION. This makes it by definition IMMODEST and OSTENTATIOUS, appealing to the LUST OF THE EYES and PRIDE OF LIFE! (1 John 2:15)

2 As such, a necktie is nothing more than SILK JEWELRY!

3 Neckties are often made in BRIGHT COLORS (like RED, PURPLE and even PINK) and BOLD, PATTERNS. Again, this serves no purpose but to DRAW ATTENTION to the FLESH!

4 Most neckties are made of SILK. We all know what silk is used for: WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR! This makes wearing a necktie a VILE ABOMINATION according to DEUTERONOMY 22:5!

5 Furthermore, many of the patterns on neckties are SIMILAR or IDENTICAL TO those on WOMEN’S DRESSES (i.e., PAISLEY or even FLOWERS). ABOMINATION!

6 Many designers of neckties are KNOWN HOMOSEXUALS! Why would a GODLY MAN want something HANGING AROUND HIS NECK that is the personal expression of the PERVERTED HEART of a SODOMITE?

7 Whatever Lot had in Sodom, HE LEFT IN SODOM. Shouldn’t you leave this FLIMSY FLAG OF SODOM behind as well?

(NOTE: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE. PLEASE DON’T ALLOW WOMEN TO READ ANY FARTHER)

8 A long necktie tied around a man’s neck is itself a PHALLIC SYMBOL (in the shape of the MALE SEX ORGAN). What messages are conveyed to the subconscious mind of those around you as you PARADE before them wearing this SYMBOL of LASCIVIOUSNESS?

9 Satan is often depicted with PHALLIC SYMBOLS. This only further DEMONSTRATES how EVIL AND DEMONIC this THING is, and how easy it is for the DEVIL to SNEAK IN to our BEDROOMS through the CLOTHING hanging in our CLOSETS!

10 ALMOST ALL NECKTIES ARE POINTED AT THE BOTTOM, the part that reaches TO OR BELOW THE BELT. WHY IS IT POINTED? WHAT IS IT POINTING TO?

DEAR SAINT OF GOD, HOW CAN WE CHRISTIANS TOLERATE OUR PREACHERS, SINGERS, AND SUPPOSED LEADERS PARADING ACROSS OUR PLATFORMS ADVERTISING ON THEIR BELLIES EVERY SIN OF UNCLEANNESS AND PERVERSION THERE IS? WE MUST PUT A STOP TO IT! PRINT THIS MESSAGE AND SHOW IT TO YOUR PASTOR. TELL HIM YOU MUST WITHHOLD YOUR TITHE AS LONG AS HE INSISTS ON SPENDING IT ON SUCH ABOMINATIONS! GOD HATES SIN! HIS JUDGMENT IS COMING TO THE MEN OF SODOM

[scotty]

Originally Posted by Cindy

I have a stick for you.

ROFL !!!!

And take it from me, she knows how to use it.