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Old 09-09-2010, 06:31 PM
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Twas The Night Before The Election

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political .........

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On ACORN, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!
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Old 09-09-2010, 07:09 PM
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Re: Twas The Night Before The Election

made me think of the other poem

'Twas The Night Before Jesus Came'

written by Unknown Author


'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house
Not a creature was praying, not one in the house.
Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care
In hopes that Jesus would not come there.
The children were dressing to crawl into bed.
Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head.
And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap
Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap.

When out of the East there arose such a clatter.
I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash!

When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here.
With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray
I knew in a moment this must be THE DAY!

The light of His face made me cover my head
It was Jesus! returning just like He had said.
And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth,
I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself.

In the Book of Life which He held in His hand
Was written the name of every saved man.
He spoke not a word as He searched for my name;
When He said "it's not here" my head hung in shame.

The people whose names had been written with love
He gathered to take to His Father above.
With those who were ready He rose without a sound.
While all the rest were left standing around.

I fell to my knees, but it was too late;
I had waited too long and thus sealed my fate.
I stood and I cried as they rose out of sight;
Oh, if only I had been ready tonight.

In the words of this poem the meaning is clear;
The coming of Jesus is drawing near.
There's only one life and when comes the last call
We'll find that the Bible was true after all
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Old 09-10-2010, 06:17 PM
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Re: Twas The Night Before The Election

Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences

1) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private sector jobs.

2) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.

3) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White House.

4) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his behind.

5) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a Lincoln made by Ford.

6) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.

7) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had an IQ of 67.

8) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both moved to Illinois.

9) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name.

10) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a silly one.

11) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.

12) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy told Obama to pass health care.

13) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.

14) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a penny.

15) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.

16) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.

17) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major depression

18) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say Barack Obama's middle name
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