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10-05-2009, 09:26 PM
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UPCI is getting BIGGER!
Every year at conference, the people are getting bigger and bigger. I just watched people this year in St Louis, women who are so obese that they can’t walk, preachers with huge stomachs, is it just me or is the UPCI as an organization getting fatter by the year?
With this kind of growth we will have to double the seating in a few years and charge $100 per person for conference fees.
I was watching a preacher who had to be over 500 lbs, so big he couldn’t stand up, I was wondering how he could justify preaching against smoking being harmful to your body, or being addicted to alcohol.
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10-05-2009, 09:28 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
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Originally Posted by harleypreacher
Every year at conference, the people are getting bigger and bigger. I just watched people this year in St Louis, women who are so obese that they can’t walk, preachers with huge stomachs, is it just me or is the UPCI as an organization getting fatter by the year?
With this kind of growth we will have to double the seating in a few years and charge $100 per person for conference fees.
I was watching a preacher who had to be over 500 lbs, so big he couldn’t stand up, I was wondering how he could justify preaching against smoking being harmful to your body, or being addicted to alcohol.
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They just have a thyroid problem!
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10-05-2009, 09:32 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
American citizens are getting bigger!
Been to the mall lately?
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10-05-2009, 09:34 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
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Originally Posted by harleypreacher
Every year at conference, the people are getting bigger and bigger. I just watched people this year in St Louis, women who are so obese that they can’t walk, preachers with huge stomachs, is it just me or is the UPCI as an organization getting fatter by the year?
With this kind of growth we will have to double the seating in a few years and charge $100 per person for conference fees.
I was watching a preacher who had to be over 500 lbs, so big he couldn’t stand up, I was wondering how he could justify preaching against smoking being harmful to your body, or being addicted to alcohol.
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 I clicked because I thought, "Huh? They are? I sure haven't heard that."
It goes back decades. My memories of GC as a child were all the huge district officials on the stage. One year our Dis. superintendent spoke about sacrifice and his vest wouldn't cover his huge stomach. It was hard to listen to.
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10-05-2009, 09:35 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
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Originally Posted by harleypreacher
Every year at conference, the people are getting bigger and bigger. I just watched people this year in St Louis, women who are so obese that they can’t walk, preachers with huge stomachs, is it just me or is the UPCI as an organization getting fatter by the year?
With this kind of growth we will have to double the seating in a few years and charge $100 per person for conference fees.
I was watching a preacher who had to be over 500 lbs, so big he couldn’t stand up, I was wondering how he could justify preaching against smoking being harmful to your body, or being addicted to alcohol.
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Why don't you try to be less offensive.
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10-05-2009, 09:39 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
And all the jerks of AFF will love this thread.
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2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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10-05-2009, 09:44 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
Heh! I love this thread! I... wait a minute!
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10-05-2009, 09:47 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
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Heh! I love this thread! I... wait a minute!
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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10-05-2009, 10:23 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
I actually though someone was going to claim the UPC was growing.
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10-05-2009, 10:30 PM
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Re: UPCI is getting BIGGER!
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American citizens are getting bigger!
Been to the mall lately?
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This is definitely an American problem--not a UPC problem. 
Butter, cream, carbs, starchy, fatty foods, unhealthy oils in everything, fried foods, sugar added to just about everything...
Add that to lifestyles and careers that require little-no physical exertion, and you have a BIG problem.
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