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06-08-2008, 11:07 PM
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***Shocking Personal News***
I found out some shocking news today.
It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.
I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.
You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!
For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!
I am in complete shock!
Who am I?
Will this change everything?
My world is rocked!
I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!
Who knew?
What a moron I am!
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06-08-2008, 11:08 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-08-2008, 11:10 PM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
Just don't start calling yourself "Hazel" and we all good!
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06-08-2008, 11:11 PM
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Jellybean!
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
You realize most people's eye color lightens with age?
You're just getting old. 
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06-08-2008, 11:12 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-08-2008, 11:13 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
You realize most people's eye color lightens with age?
You're just getting old. |
I hope you're right.
Better to be old than to have hazel eyes instead of green! 
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06-08-2008, 11:13 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
Yep mine use to be very blue, now they are kind of gray......... 
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-08-2008, 11:19 PM
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Jellybean!
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
Mine will always be brown.
Brown as....
BARK!
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06-08-2008, 11:22 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
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Originally Posted by The Mrs
Mine will always be brown.
Brown as....
BARK!
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My wifey has beeooteefull brown eyes!
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06-08-2008, 11:52 PM
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Re: ***Shocking Personal News***
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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
I found out some shocking news today.
It appears that, when I was firstborn, my parents made a horrible mistake. Their mistake has followed me all of my forty years upon this earth. Their mistake has left a permanent mark upon me.
I found out about their mistake just this evening when I was perusing the world wide web. I happened to land on a site that was dedicated to the topic of eye color.
You see, all of my life I have been told that my eyes are green. This information is listed on my birth record, my driver's license and many other personal documents. I have always been proud of my beautiful green eyes. They are my personal "beauty mark." Unfortunately, I had unwittingly continued believing a lie!
For, just this evening, I discovered my eyes are actually Hazel!
I am in complete shock!
Who am I?
Will this change everything?
My world is rocked!
I always thought Hazel was a grayish-brown mix but, NO, Hazel is actually greenand gold mixed!
Who knew?
What a moron I am!
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Wow, your whole life a lie. What a bummer!
Sounds like you should be able to sue somebody.
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