Friends versus Real Friends
Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Friends: Will say "hello."
Real Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents mom and dad.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you.
Friends: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Real Friends: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long as they forget it’s yours.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind it that’s what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds’ *** that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say, "I’m home."
Friends: Are for a while.
Real Friends: Are for life.
Friends: Will ignore this.
Real Friends: Will forward this.
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