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02-12-2007, 11:03 AM
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" Ole Tyme Holiness Or Hell Preacherman "
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Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?
Is You APOSTOLIC Or What ?
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak.
But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....
and since it was Lent,
they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba
and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,
Bubba attended Mass
..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said,
"You were born an Apostolic,
and raised an Apostolic,
But Now
You Are A Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until the next Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and as he rushed into Bubba's yard
clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,
He Stopped And Watched 'Bubba' In Amazement.
There Stood Bubba,
clutching a small bottle of water
from which he wuz carefully sprinkeling water
over the grilling meat
chanting:
"You Wuz Borned A Deear,
You wuz Raised A Deear,
But Now,
Thank GOD,
You Is
A Catfish
Bishop1
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ONE CHURCH - ONE WIFE "
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02-12-2007, 11:58 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only illustrious Bishop1!
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02-12-2007, 12:26 PM
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Step By Step - Day By Day
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04-10-2010, 10:46 AM
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of 10!! :)
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Location: South
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Re: Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bishop1
Is You APOSTOLIC Or What ?
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak.
But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....
and since it was Lent,
they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks
was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful
that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba
and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study,
Bubba attended Mass
..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said,
"You were born an Apostolic,
and raised an Apostolic,
But Now
You Are A Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until the next Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison
again filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors
and as he rushed into Bubba's yard
clutching a rosary preparing to scold him,
He Stopped And Watched 'Bubba' In Amazement.
There Stood Bubba,
clutching a small bottle of water
from which he wuz carefully sprinkeling water
over the grilling meat
chanting:
"You Wuz Borned A Deear,
You wuz Raised A Deear,
But Now,
Thank GOD,
You Is
A Catfish
Bishop1
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LOL!!!!!! 
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04-10-2010, 11:13 AM
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Sister Alvear
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Location: Brazil, SA
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Re: Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?
lol...thanks
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04-10-2010, 07:53 PM
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Re: Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?
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"Le sens commun n'est pas si commun."
(Common sense is not so common.)
Voltaire
Common sense is genius dressed in working clothes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James
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04-10-2010, 11:55 PM
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Forever Loved Admin
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Re: Is You APOSTOLIC Or WHAT ?
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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