01-15-2009, 11:29 AM
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Re: *News Flash* DA is traded to the UC camp for f
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Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea
AP - 07.17.2007
In a surprise announcement the general manager of the AFF Liberals, J-Roc, announced that Daniel Alicea has been traded to the Apostolic Ultra Cons for future draft pick considerations and monetary compensation.
UC Coach Elder Epley appeared elated at the recent pickup. He jubilantly told a filled press room of reporters, "We have picked up their best stud poster. We've been teetering on oblivion especially with the no-show performances of Coonskinner, RRFord, Whole Hearted, and Evangelist Benincasa. We tried to throw out Willy Price, IAM and Polaris every third day ... but I've got to admit they've been lackluster to say the least. Pastor Poster, a part-time hired gun, turned in his keyboard. Deseret, Rico, Steadfast and St. Matt are unreliable in the clutch. And of course ... everyone knows Old Paths and BOOM aren't the posters they used to be.
We've stunk ... It's been an uphill battle putting out a quality lineup but this really gives us the shot in the arm we needed. With DA on board, we are about to turn things around. He's the Michael Jordan of verbal jousting ... I can't wait."
To be continued ...
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It took some time but the League office has finally approved this trade ...
I'm stoked!!!
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