Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor

[Neck]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Nineteen words:

President trying to develop good relations with foreign countries that have been at a deficit for the past decade.

Take that breakdown back to Billy Clinton and his boys...

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by tstew

See notof, it does feel good to LOL

I had to do some creative rewording of the original!

[Neck]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Nineteen words:

President trying to develop good relations with foreign countries that have been at a deficit for the past decade.

They will still do everything they can to blow a hole in the new USS New York.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Neck

They will still do everything they can to blow a hole in the new USS New York.

Of course. But we don't need 40 countries hating us while we get holes blown in ships by terrorists.

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Ok, here goes.

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Ok, here goes.

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by tstew

What is stupid?

the education that young people get these days.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by notofworks

Ok, here goes.

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

LOL! That is funny!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Ferd

the education that young people get these days.

Or the lack of education.

One my younger employees was talking just yesterday about how they only taught comprehension reading as English in HS and not grammar.

[Ferd]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

Or the lack of education.

One my younger employees was talking just yesterday about how they only taught comprehension reading as English in HS and not grammar.

and they do a poor job of it in HS too.