Bruce is temporarily given the job of being God for a while. The prayers are driving him crazy (and they're just from the New York area!), until he devises an ingenious way of handling them: a computer! Prayers are sent to the email in-box. Still, there are so many of them, he's overwhelmed. Finally, he just does an all-inbox answer: YES! Well, this wreaks havoc, let me tell you! Thousands of people have to share the lottery jackpot, e.g.
God's job isn't easy!
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And back to the thread topic, any other testimonies? Anyone else want to take a stab at me? (Again, a nonfatal vengeance, please. I can't stress that enough! )
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Hebrews 13:23 Know ye that our brother Timothy is set at liberty
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And back to the thread topic, any other testimonies? Anyone else want to take a stab at me? (Again, a nonfatal vengeance, please. I can't stress that enough! )
Re: Prayers of Vengence: May his children be fathe
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And back to the thread topic, any other testimonies? Anyone else want to take a stab at me? (Again, a nonfatal vengeance, please. I can't stress that enough! )
Does anyone here care that much either way about you????
Years ago I worked with a guy wiha Spirit filled background that was at least a borderline reporbate. He was nice and friendly to me, yet he was very crude and nasty to others at times. I got a burden for him and wanted to see his live turn around. Early one morning around 2 or 3 o'clock I was awaken with a sense I needed to pray for him. As I prayed for God's mercay and grace I also prayed that if I had to be awake to pray for him the least you could do God is to wake him up also. Next day at work as I talked with him I asked if he wake up during the night. He told me he had and I asked what time. It was during the time I was praying for him. I told him that I had prayed for him and what I had prayed. I asked if what he did and he told me he went to the kitchen and ate something and then went back to bed. We both laughed.
A week later it happened again and I prayed the same thing. This time when I got to work he asked me if I had prayed for him again and I said yes. He said he was awakened again and for me to quit that. I told him if I had to be up praying for him he needed to be awake as well........
Prayer works.
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Re: Prayers of Vengence: May his children be fathe
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Does anyone here care that much either way about you????
Years ago I worked with a guy wiha Spirit filled background that was at least a borderline reporbate. He was nice and friendly to me, yet he was very crude and nasty to others at times. I got a burden for him and wanted to see his live turn around. Early one morning around 2 or 3 o'clock I was awaken with a sense I needed to pray for him. As I prayed for God's mercay and grace I also prayed that if I had to be awake to pray for him the least you could do God is to wake him up also. Next day at work as I talked with him I asked if he wake up during the night. He told me he had and I asked what time. It was during the time I was praying for him. I told him that I had prayed for him and what I had prayed. I asked if what he did and he told me he went to the kitchen and ate something and then went back to bed. We both laughed.
A week later it happened again and I prayed the same thing. This time when I got to work he asked me if I had prayed for him again and I said yes. He said he was awakened again and for me to quit that. I told him if I had to be up praying for him he needed to be awake as well........
Prayer works.
Heyyyyyyy, did you pray for me last night?
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