Breaking News!! -- Alternative To Tulsa Forming Now!!!

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by Pastor G

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

ALLURE is only a couple of hours old, and attacks of demonic insinuation are already being launched against the Self-Appointed Temporary Vice-Chairman. THIS IS THE #1 PROBLEM WE ARE FACING IN PENTECOSTICAL CIRCLES TODAY....THE POLITICS OF DISHARMONIZED UNUNITY!

I demand a written letter of apology immediately!

[PastorD]

Could we entertain a motion with RevBuddy that no Whereas and Wherefore and Be it therefore resolves are in our constitution? All language should be according to "RevBuddy's Rules of Order".

[seguidordejesus]

Originally Posted by PastorD

Could we entertain a motion with RevBuddy that no Whereas and Wherefore and Be it therefore resolves are in our constitution? All language should be according to "RevBuddy's Rules of Order".

If any language is not understood, it should be run by Seguidordejesus for validation and clarification.

[LaVonne]

Not sure if this has been addressed as of yet...

My husband wants to know the licensing requirements of this new organization...very important!!!

[TRFrance]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

Dear Concerned, Annoyed, and/or Apathetic Apostolic:

Obviously, Apostolics are looking for visionary leadership and positive change, and since it doesn't appear to be coming out of Tulsa or Hazelwood, I have decided after much prayer and agonization to start a new "fellowship". It will be called ALLURE (Apostolics Loving Life, Unity, Revival, and Evangelism -- or if any of our newly-forming General Council members can think up better wording to fit my chosen letters, I am open to suggestions).

How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by CareyM

Not sure if this has been addressed as of yet...

My husband wants to know the licensing requirements of this new organization...very important!!!

A valid driver's license is required for all who are wanting to be involved in our bus ministry.

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by TRFrance

How about a different name: Apostolics for Christian Living United.
A.C.L.U. for short. Catchy huh?

Um...wait a minute... that might not be such a good idea after all.
Never mind.

Okay...so far we have PastorD, RevBuddy,and TRFrance jockeying for position atop the Alternative Acronym Committee.

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

If any language is not understood, it should be run by Seguidordejesus for validation and clarification.

I can assure you all that Sir Segui is highly qualified and entirely competent. He can even silently speak in tongues in his mind.

[seguidordejesus]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

I can assure you all that Sir Segui is highly qualified and entirely competent. He can even silently speak in tongues in his mind.

You must have the gift of knowledge!

[StillStanding]

As organiza........err I mean fellowship treasurer, dues w/ fellowship IDs will be going out shortly.