My Husband Has a Lust Problem - Page 8

canam · #71 03-29-2011, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILG

Canam,

My husband said he found this video to be very disturbing. He said if a tractor makes a woman look like Charlene........

I said "You won't buy one then????"

He said "No, I'll just miss you".

Emma Bontrager · #72 03-29-2011, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BeenThinkin

And besides all that the tractor won't fertilize the fields either!

BT

God's ways are the best ways.

missourimary · #73 03-29-2011, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma Bontrager

This is the BEST idea, Mary. Yes, that is the best thing I could do. I would save him from himself. I would put steel on the and burn the rubber in a fire pit. Hopefully, he wouldn't go out and simply buy new tires, but, maybe this way he would not be in the ban.

Ah, but if he goes to town to buy new tires, you could sell the tractor on here while he's gone and buy him a more godly piece of equipment in keeping with the ordnung.

Emma Bontrager · #74 03-29-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missourimary

Ah, but if he goes to town to buy new tires, you could sell the tractor on here while he's gone and buy him a more godly piece of equipment in keeping with the ordnung.

I could sell it to Ezra Schwartz dirt cheap. He would never tell as long as he can make a buck!

Austin · #75 03-29-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missourimary

Ah, but if he goes to town to buy new tires, you could sell the tractor on here while he's gone and buy him a more godly piece of equipment in keeping with the ordnung.

Better yet, let him drive the tractor to town, maybe he will get tractor jacked! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

OneAccord · #76 03-29-2011, 09:33 PM

Sister, as a single male, I feel that I am well qualified to assist in this problem. You see, I live in farming country but do not own a tractor. I think about them. Have even dreamed about them. And I see them everyday. They are everywhere, parading back and forth across the fields with their big tires and black, belching smoke. They should be ashamed of themselves with their chrome tail pipes showing and gleaming new paint jobs . Any healthy adult male will look. He can't help it. Its in his nature to work the fields, to plow the acerage, and to disc the land. That is how men were created. In fact, God commanded Adam to work the fields. So, really, can a man be held accountable for his tractorlust? Its not his fault. Its the tractors fault.

Huh, excuse me while I go back to look at those pictures again....

RandyWayne · #77 03-29-2011, 10:13 PM

My wife caught me lusting as well. It was not pretty.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...&cop=&ei=UTF-8

BeenThinkin · #78 03-29-2011, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

My wife caught me lusting as well. It was not pretty.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...&cop=&ei=UTF-8

Boy, Randy Wayne I'm gonna be praying for you. You must abstain from all appearance of evil and if you had one of those sinful cameras you might be tempted to make pictures of things that you shouldn't!

You're blessed to have such a Godly wife. She's looking out for you!

Been Thinkin

Emma Bontrager · #79 03-30-2011, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneAccord

Sister, as a single male, I feel that I am well qualified to assist in this problem. You see, I live in farming country but do not own a tractor. I think about them. Have even dreamed about them. And I see them everyday. They are everywhere, parading back and forth across the fields with their big tires and black, belching smoke. They should be ashamed of themselves with their chrome tail pipes showing and gleaming new paint jobs . Any healthy adult male will look. He can't help it. Its in his nature to work the fields, to plow the acerage, and to disc the land. That is how men were created. In fact, God commanded Adam to work the fields. So, really, can a man be held accountable for his tractorlust? Its not his fault. Its the tractors fault.

Huh, excuse me while I go back to look at those pictures again....

It's not really the tractor that is the issue. It is the rubber tires. But, my husband is insisting on the rubber tires. He wants to drive the tractor to town and show off.

Emma Bontrager · #80 03-30-2011, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyWayne

My wife caught me lusting as well. It was not pretty.

http://images.search.yahoo.com/searc...&cop=&ei=UTF-8

It is people like you that cause people like me and my husband problems. If you were not making graven images of things like tractors with cameras in the first place, my husband would not be lusting. YOU! You are the problem!!