All about cellulite and the person

[Neck]

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

Sorry dude. Hitler did much worse on live people, but I'll drop it.

No nothing against what you said.

It just kind of made me think again about all the horrific things they did to real people....

[George]

Originally Posted by Apprehended

Thought this might be a good opportunity here in the beginning of a new year to talk about Cellulite. Yes maam, you KNOW what I'm talking about, especially the deep dimpled kind. I thought this might be a good place for all you ladies to express your frustrations, anger along with some helpful remedies for that condition. You also might want to quote some snide remarks from your spouses, what your retort was and how you intend to handle it the NEXT time he or anyone makes a comment about it...

For some of you macho calf-roping wranglers out in forum land that might not know what it is, here is the definition:

cel⋅lu⋅lite   Spelled Pronunciation [sel-yuh-lahyt, -leet]

–noun (not in technical use) lumpy fat deposits, esp. in the thighs and buttocks.

Origin:
1970–75; < F: formation of fatty deposits under the skin, orig., cellulitis, equiv. to cellule cell (see cellule ) + -ite -itis, taken in E as -ite 1

Ladies, here is your opportunity to let your hurts, angers, intentions, stories of past fights with spouses and your deepest feelings be known. Be assured ladies, I am here for you girls. I'm on your side.

Incidently, why do I feel like I might be the object of a great deal of wrath...it is an creepy feeling that I cannot account for.

DO YOU HAVE A BLINDFOLD? THIS MADE ME WANT TO BARF.

[Apprehended]

Originally Posted by commonsense

Cellulite is ..........................unacceptable but nonetheless verry difficult to eliminate.


(and a wise husband does not comment!!!)

Finally,

Someone who is calm, cool, collected, thoughtful and obviously not running hot and cold with menapause-like emotions.

She has cellulite, considers it unacceptable, trying to eliminate it, and is perfectly honest and open.

WOW! What a great lady!

No wonder she has a WISE husband. She MADE him wise with her attitude.

Good going Commonsense, great commonsense.

Face it ladies. Honesty, openness, and forthrighness is the best policy.

Hey! I'm just trying to build and strengthen marriages and fortify emotions while building self-respect among the weaker sex.

HOW AM I DOING, LADIES???? Give me a report card.