Breaking News!! -- Alternative To Tulsa Forming Now!!!

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

ALLURE General Committee

Vice Chairman of the Board
Pastor V


Chairman of Holiness Patrol
Pastor D

Chief Linguist
seguidordejesus


Chief Treasurer
Pianoman

Domestications
AG

Cheif Cake Baker
CareyM

Sunday School
AG

WebHosting and Webmaster
John Atkinson

Chief Parliamentarian
RevBuddy

Head Pianoplayer
Pianoman

Cheif Cynic
DividedThigh

bump

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

How bout both?

At least till we see if Thad is interested?

I hope Thad is interested, because he plays circles around me!

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

I hope Thad is interested, because he plays circles around me!

Well you both are very well learned... I think you could both work together... ya know that way he can play the organ... and.... direct the CHOIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Pastor G]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

Dear Concerned, Annoyed, and/or Apathetic Apostolic:

Let's face it. The whole Tulsa thing has apparently run its course. We have dissected every possible motive that could be involved, offered wild speculations from every angle, and even accused Elfin of illegal activity. There is just really nothing left to say (as evidenced by the recent cross-threading phenomenon). Obviously WWPF is yesterday's news. They haven't even had their first "official" meeting, yet enough information has been passed around that most folks are already starting to lose interest. Looks like the split will end up just being a splinter.

Obviously, Apostolics are looking for visionary leadership and positive change, and since it doesn't appear to be coming out of Tulsa or Hazelwood, I have decided after much prayer and agonization to start a new "fellowship". It will be called ALLURE (Apostolics Loving Life, Unity, Revival, and Evangelism -- or if any of our newly-forming General Council members can think up better wording to fit my chosen letters, I am open to suggestions). Anyone who is interested in being a part of this fresh face of positive change, ALLURE welcomes you!

Together we can prove the naysayers and doomsdayers wrong...

"TOGETHER WE CAN!" (my cheezy slogan for ALLURE -- again, I am open to suggestions if you think you can do better!)

TOGETHER WE CAN......Make the world a better place!

TOGETHER WE CAN......Bring unity to the seemingly hopeless isms and schisms of Apostolicness!

TOGETHER WE CAN.....Be included in the Guinness Book of World Records by making this thread the longest and/or most ridiculous ever in the history of the World Wide Web!!

Won't you join us? We currently have openings on both the Executive and General Councils, as well as various committees. You may indicate your interest and desired kingdom status by posting a reply on this thread.

Humbly, I am

PreacherV
Pastor, Preacher, Prophet, Evangelist, Teacher
Servitudinous Servant
Saint of The Most High
Self-Chosen Temporary Vice-Chairman of ALLURE International, LLC.

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by Pastor G

V, I see you just had to use the phrase coined by your good friend LW, "Together We can" lol

I KNOW you did not just go there!!!!!!!!!!!!


altho I had thought that too LOL

[Pastor G]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

I KNOW you did not just go there!!!!!!!!!!!!


altho I had thought that too LOL

well he just laid it out there

[revrandy]

hey...How about your kids....???

Any positions for them in this New Kingdom Level??

[PreacherV]

Originally Posted by DividedThigh

i want to be the chief cynic, hands down i win, lol,dt

DT, I am glad you have consented to serve as chief cynic. Your opinion is valued! However, be advised that I cannot allow you anywhere near the platform in yer short-legged britches. Our alliance in its infancy is very fragile and we cannot risk compromising the integrity of our entire fellowship just so you can strut around half naked. Please contact PastorD immediately and he will give you a list of vacation destinations, etc., where you will least likely seen by other Apostolics who might post pics of you on the web and try to destroy the world-wide evangelistical efforts of ALLURE.

DT, would you consider missionizing remote regions of the earth where yer preferred sparse body coverings would be actually be a step in the right direction? ALLURE needs you!

[mizpeh]

Originally Posted by revrandy

hey...How about your kids....???

Any positions for them in this New Kingdom Level??

Are fellowships for apostolics the same as denominations for protestants?

[PastorD]

Originally Posted by PreacherV

DT, I am glad you have consented to serve as chief cynic. Your opinion is valued! However, be advised that I cannot allow you anywhere near the platform in yer short-legged britches. Our alliance in its infancy is very fragile and we cannot risk compromising the integrity of our entire fellowship just so you can strut around half naked. Please contact PastorD immediately and he will give you a list of vacation destinations, etc., where you will least likely seen by other Apostolics who might post pics of you on the web and try to destroy the world-wide evangelistical efforts of ALLURE.

DT, would you consider missionizing remote regions of the earth where yer preferred sparse body coverings would be actually be a step in the right direction? ALLURE needs you!

D will second this motion.