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04-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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Sister Alvear
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Brazil, SA
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Beautiful Scripture, My Friend.
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04-21-2007, 09:11 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 171
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Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:
Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?
Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?
And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.
It really does work. Honest.
God bless.
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06-04-2007, 08:14 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 8,102
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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
Okay guys, we need to help them out. The 2007 campaign season is in full swing and they are in desperate need of a new rallying cry. Last year they called themselves the "Concerned Conservative Apostolics". We need something fresh and new this year.
A new button will help all freakycons determine who is okay to fellowship with.
My recommendation is this;
I'm a Really Angry Concerned Conservative Apostolic
What do you think?
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It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?
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06-04-2007, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?
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"angry conservative friends"???
I have found that the anger is often directed towards the conservatives as well.
Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?
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06-04-2007, 09:13 PM
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God's Son
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,743
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Jesus whipped legalists worse the the devils whipped the seven sons of Sceva.
Jesus told the legalists their father was the devil. Jesus told the legalists they were as dead men walking. Jesus had little use for legalism.
Even Jesus could'nt stand the stench of legalism. Just continuing a Biblical principle established by our Lord and Savior in the Red Letter edition of the kjv...
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Originally Posted by warrior81680
Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:
Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?
Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?
And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.
It really does work. Honest.
God bless.
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A religious spirit allows people to tolerate hatred and anger under the guise of passion and holiness. Bill Johnson
Legalism has no pity on people. Legalism makes my opinion your burden, makes opinion your boundary, makes my opinion your obligation-Lucado
Some get spiritual because they see the light. Others because they feel the heat.Ray Wylie Hubbard
Definition of legalism- Damned if you do. Damned if you don't. TV
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06-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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Registered Member
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Portage la Prairie, MB CANADA
Posts: 38,161
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Hear no evil, See no evil, speak no evil.
(couldn't resist) lol
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06-04-2007, 11:57 PM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 6,166
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How bout:
"I am a Constipated Conservative Apostolic"?
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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06-04-2007, 11:58 PM
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Saved & Shaved
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: SOUTH ZION
Posts: 10,795
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Condescending Conservative:
We're not looking down on you. You're looking up to us:::
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06-05-2007, 02:06 AM
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It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
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06-05-2007, 07:44 AM
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Pride of the Neighborhood
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 6,166
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Originally Posted by SoCalUltraConservative
It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell.
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How can liberals be your brethren?
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Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven.
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Thanks for leaving the door to heaven cracked open just a smidgen.
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If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
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I just uttered a prayer for you. Be careful, be very careful.
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When a newspaper posed the question, "What's Wrong with the World?" G. K. Chesterton reputedly wrote a brief letter in response: "Dear Sirs: I am. Sincerely Yours, G. K. Chesterton." That is the attitude of someone who has grasped the message of Jesus.
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