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Old 04-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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Old 04-21-2007, 09:11 PM
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Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:

Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?

Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?

And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.

It really does work. Honest.

God bless.
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:14 PM
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Okay guys, we need to help them out. The 2007 campaign season is in full swing and they are in desperate need of a new rallying cry. Last year they called themselves the "Concerned Conservative Apostolics". We need something fresh and new this year.

A new button will help all freakycons determine who is okay to fellowship with.

My recommendation is this;

I'm a Really Angry Concerned Conservative Apostolic

What do you think?
It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:36 PM
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It's been a while since we heard from our erstwhile angry conservative friends over at CAF? Whassup wid dat? Did Bro Riggen shut 'em down? Did they desert their posts?
"angry conservative friends"???
I have found that the anger is often directed towards the conservatives as well.
Isn't this the pot calling the kettle black?
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:13 PM
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Jesus whipped legalists worse the the devils whipped the seven sons of Sceva.

Jesus told the legalists their father was the devil. Jesus told the legalists they were as dead men walking. Jesus had little use for legalism.

Even Jesus could'nt stand the stench of legalism. Just continuing a Biblical principle established by our Lord and Savior in the Red Letter edition of the kjv...

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Is this the way to evangelize the lost, liberals?:

Start finding fault with everyone who does not agree with them, whether the fault is real or not, and ask everyone to join in?

Would it be agreeable with all of y'all liberals if I started a thread posting nonsensical signs regarding your character?

And before you start the "They do it/have done it to us all the time" howl, ask yourself if Jesus would do it.

It really does work. Honest.

God bless.
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:57 PM
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How bout:

"I am a Constipated Conservative Apostolic"?
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:58 PM
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Old 06-05-2007, 02:06 AM
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It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell. Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven. If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
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Old 06-05-2007, 07:44 AM
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It's very unfortunate that our liberal brethren are engulfing hell.
How can liberals be your brethren?

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Soon hell's capacity shall overflow with liberals, they just might have a chance at heaven.
Thanks for leaving the door to heaven cracked open just a smidgen.

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If hell widens her mouth a little more, heaven might remain unpolluted with hell's liberal overflow.
I just uttered a prayer for you. Be careful, be very careful.
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