****have You Heard This Song Before?***

[Evang.Benincasa]

Originally Posted by anapko81

It begs the question...these folks worship Jesus, or hair length? Hard to imagine that you use this song for Praise and Worship!!!

How about we go back to chanting and turning prayer wheels and hitting little bells?

[Joseph Miller]

Worship Jesus and not standards. News flash....JESUS is what saves. Standards don't.

[anapko]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

Yep we agree... this has been addressed already but they do and he is very proud of it too!

Amen too, and then they follow up that song with, "How Do You Wear Toe In/Heel In Shoes?"

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by anapko81

Amen too, and then they follow up that song with, "How Do You Wear Toe In/Heel In Shoes?"

I see you have been following very well here!

[anapko]

Originally Posted by Evang.Benincasa

How about we go back to chanting and turning prayer wheels and hitting little bells?

We'll ask Bro. Caston

[seguidordejesus]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

???

[FRINGE_NUTTER]

Here's one they used to sing in the Baptist Sunday schools:

Please don't smoke.
Please don't smoke.
Feed your tobacco to a billy goat.

Worship God.
Worship God.
Don't go around with a fishing rod.

Don't drink booze.
Don't drink booze.
Spend your money
On some clothes and shoes.

Please don't paint.
Please don't paint.
Don't go around with
A saint that ain't.

[AmazingGrace]

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus

???

nothing at all! Just didnt really think you were singing that song!

Why don't they just go a step further and start naming names and sins in the songs? I made up a couple of verses but am afraid to post it due to adult content. Here is a small sample...

Sister Suzie Q called me today
She said that she had something to say

John Smith who lives at 123 Mockingbird Lane
had 3 children and seemed quite sane

His car was spotted at Sis. Peggy's house
When their spouses found out, it was quiet as a mouse

Praise God, Praise God, Praise God

[insert verse 2 here]

[nahkoe]

Originally Posted by AmazingGrace

LOL do me a favor... remember one thing.. it will keep you out of trouble... never say never!! ESPECIALLY TO GOD!!!! LOL just fair warning.. take it from someone who knows!

I didn't say never. I said not ever planning to....

I'm fully aware of what saying never to God can lead to. lol I *am*, afterall, back in church even though that was NEVER gonna happen. I'd burned the bridges. I'd done more than burned the bridges. I got far away from that river as I could and tied myself to some mountains on the other side with chains and ropes I couldn't break. Apparently that doesn't cause God any problems when He says "enough is enough".