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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
I caved big time tonight.
I drank a pepsi.
And then another.
And another.
I hadn't had any sody-pop for 14 months prior to tonight.
Please pray my strength in the Lord. 
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oh PP,
your Pancreas just called and asked me what I thought you wanted to do with 75 grams of sugar you recently ingested!
I said, "I have no idea but please don't dump so much insulin that you throw him into some kind of crazy mood swing!"
It said it would try to moderate the chemical dump into your blood stream but Pastor Pancreas said you'd better get used to the fact this may be your last 'beach trip' at GC because this little episode is heading straight to belly fat! It kept ranting something about "men don't do muffin-tops"????
hey man, I think your pancreas may have a 'tude problem.

oloroid