All Demons Have Goatees

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by OneGodPreacher

On a serious note: God told Adam not to eat ......eve told serpent I can not touch......where did she get that she couldn't touch......Adam had to give it...was he wrong in Going beyond Gods word to protect the one he loved???. I say not.........ok to facial hair......can we agree leprosy is a type of sin......lev 13 commanded a leper to cover his upper lip so when anyone seen a man with hair on upper lip they knew from a distance he was unclean......why would a child of God want to look like a leper or wear a sign saying I'm unclean ......if we can accept that in principle a Pastor has a right to Teach against a mustache ..... Then why in the attempt to protect the ones he loves would anyone want to come against a pastor for teaching against facial hair in general ......aren't we commanded to shun the very appearance of evil..........

For us to shun the "very appearance of evil" evil has to in fact actually appear.

[jediwill83]

Originally Posted by Ferd

That got updated about 5 years ago to "gays are growing beards"

LOL

Actually Ive heard a really old clip where bro Urshan declares "The homosexual wears the beard!"

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by MarcBee

All Demons Have Goatees...

Maybe they just got it mixed up a bit, when really it's "the goats have demons."

Here's examples.

http://www.apocatastasis.net/Devil/D...ons-Satan.html


Or, if you're bored...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6x4kq79sGE

The sad thing is all the comments supported this nut

[Praxeas]

Originally Posted by jediwill83

Actually Ive heard a really old clip where bro Urshan declares "The homosexual wears the beard!"

and fairies wear boots

[On The Wheel]

Originally Posted by OneGodPreacher

On a serious note: God told Adam not to eat ......eve told serpent I can not touch......where did she get that she couldn't touch......Adam had to give it...was he wrong in Going beyond Gods word to protect the one he loved???. I say not.........ok to facial hair......can we agree leprosy is a type of sin......lev 13 commanded a leper to cover his upper lip so when anyone seen a man with hair on upper lip they knew from a distance he was unclean......why would a child of God want to look like a leper or wear a sign saying I'm unclean ......if we can accept that in principle a Pastor has a right to Teach against a mustache ..... Then why in the attempt to protect the ones he loves would anyone want to come against a pastor for teaching against facial hair in general ......aren't we commanded to shun the very appearance of evil..........

This kind of "logic" and "theology" is why I left the UPCI after 44 years!

Thank God and Greyhound, I'm GONE!!

[Blackxeas]

I'll ask my leprechaun friend to verify this. His father-in-law is the devil.

Originally Posted by Pneuman

I have this from a good source. A UPC Pastor told a friend of mine that he had to get rid of his goatee because demons have goatees and we don't want to be associated with demons. Can anybody verify this? Has anybody here been to hell and/or a demon convention?

Thanks!

[StuB]

what does a demon look like ---they are short about 4 to 4 1/2 feet tall they have matted hair looks like spiked hair but its laid down -- no facial hair there has what appears to be lg boils on there face about 1/2 dozen 2 are 3 on each side they have a very high pitch voice when they laugh are mock you they are perverted- nasty (unclean)extremely unrestful psychopaths ---- as the devil is totally opposite as far as appearance 6 ft tall 190 lbs jet black hair combed straight back no facial hair looks like a little mideastern in him with the dark hair and eyebrows very attractive and wears a 3 piece vested suit dressed to kill lie and deceive

[Timmy]

Originally Posted by StuB

what does a demon look like ---they are short about 4 to 4 1/2 feet tall they have matted hair looks like spiked hair but its laid down -- no facial hair there has what appears to be lg boils on there face about 1/2 dozen 2 are 3 on each side they have a very high pitch voice when they laugh are mock you they are perverted- nasty (unclean)extremely unrestful psychopaths ---- as the devil is totally opposite as far as appearance 6 ft tall 190 lbs jet black hair combed straight back no facial hair looks like a little mideastern in him with the dark hair and eyebrows very attractive and wears a 3 piece vested suit dressed to kill lie and deceive

Have you met our friend Bert? AKA Trying2DoRight?

[Aquila]

Here's what I believe a demon looks like if visibly manifested... aka... shadow people.

[StuB]

spirits do not dwell in the things made of man