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Originally Posted by mizpeh
What do you do on cloudy, rainy days? carry a big umbrella?
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No, my "guess-ta-mates" work well enough no matter the weather. I'm happy with the system.
My boss used to keep asking me why I was always missing work. I used to just tell her "alien abduction." That started to wear a little thin lately, so when I read RandyWayne's post in another thread about "machines from the future..."
Well, what good is a time piece at all when your bane is "machines from the future?" Plus, since nobody truly understands time travel, not even Einstein did, really, any excuse for absenteeism or tardiness involving "machines from the future" will always work. When the excuse starts to wear out, just have the "machines from the future" travel further back in time.